Call me a Taxi - gone to the choir invisibule?

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ISIL (nap)

jesuisjoeletaxi

Ken....is that one of those ciggie lighters?

Someone on the politics forum reported him and he got banned.

What did he say?

He was getting a bit c*cky....thought he was invincible?

It was his thread in politics called "cryoftruth aka northernlad."

I never venture into that forum but he sent me a message saying this thread got him a red card.

Just read it...... can't see anything explicitly racist?

Hooray, best news I've heard all day if he's gone for good.

Doubt he thought he was invincible as he was on his 17th life. Even though we rarely agree on anything politically, I've always got on with him. A pity there are so many pathetic individuals who resort to reporting people due to being offended by other's opinions. There are more than a few who I'd not cry for if they were banned, but I'd never report them.

Just think - No more dead boring Newham threads. If that doesn't make you happy, nothing will.

Nobody makes you read them Yo.

For clarificaton, I didn't read them!

The c**nt called me a p**f! Just because I like Caravaggio! Disgraceful individual! Especially since my contacts in the South supplied him with a full winter's supply of PLARKOTEX to keep his dawgs and dotters happy.

What can you say? He's worse than Dr.Who. I've heard he's on the run, disguised as a dodgy ibex smuggler from Eritrea.

How topical...free speech and all that.cants.

There are some disgraceful authoritarian types on politics who seem to have bombarded the mods with complaints. If there is any justice the detritus will also have been swept away and they got their just desserts.

Keep your chin up Taxi.

Does anyone know his ethnicity ?

I suspect he is a self-loathing gay black Jewish fella...who has converted to Scientology.

Although I could be wrong.

Did you grass him up Leopard?

R U A COP AKA?

Eeternaloptimist     13 Jan 15 17:30 
There are some disgraceful authoritarian types on politics who seem to have bombarded the mods with complaints. If there is any justice the detritus will also have been swept away and they got their just desserts.

Keep your chin up Taxi.

Welcome back, CMAT!

Was that Aka the Troll, I have him blocked so cannot see his drivel.

Not sure CMAT would use : "detritus"

What happened to freedom to offend?

You blocked akabula?

Aka, I know we've had our differences but could you send details of what's required by PM, please?

CURRENT-BUN-COP.

Hello, hello what av we here?

I'm optimistic that someone will step up to the plate to bring us the all-important news of the People's Criminal Republic of Newham in CMAT's absence.

If I have to drive down from Chester to buy the Sainted Newham Recorder in Newham, Barking I will do it myself. So there.

CURRENT-BUN-COP!

Alun - you do not have a passport to get across the border!!!

not again

Just noticed this thread. Hope you get reinstated in a month's time cmat.

YOMOMMA    13 Jan 15 16:43 
Just think - No more dead boring Newham threads. If that doesn't make you happy, nothing will.



" oh no another Newham thread, I hate them but feel compelled to read them "


At least now you can get on with a more normal existence,  & not have the anxiety of a Newham thread catching you out of the corner of your eye

Mikael D'Haguenet

You blocked akabula?
Aka, I know we've had our differences but could you send details of what's required by PM, please?

I can't even remember the thread but he stated something and I queried it. No name calling just civilised debate.
He replied but it didn't make any sense so I asked him to explain it. Maybe not verbatim but it was along these lines.
"Leopard I genuinely can't understand the relevance of your answer"
He immediately told me I was being blocked for being a troll.
3 other posters also queried the relevance of it and he blocked 2 of them.

^REPORTED^ for trouble-making

I don't get involved in politics as you all know but I read that thread that call me a taxi was banned for and to me it's a complete and utter joke that his forum rights have been revoked because someone decided to report it and that it was upheld.

Taxi will be polishing his samurai sword and revving up his three ton truck as we speak.

His truck is an FSO Polonez but even so he shouldn't have been banned :(

You would think the grasses would be the quite ones but nothing is further from the truth.

Oh god, not another ****g name I have to remember.  Doesn't he still post under 6 current names or am I really as mad as I might appear?

Jan 13, 2015 -- 5:28PM, pumphol. wrote:

YOMOMMA    13 Jan 15 16:43  Just think - No more dead boring Newham threads. If that doesn't make you happy, nothing will." oh no another Newham thread, I hate them but feel compelled to read them "At least now you can get on with a more normal existence,  & not have the anxiety of a Newham thread catching you out of the corner of your eye

the tw@t spammed the whole forum with it. what a weirdo he must have been.

have to be careful what i say, as i heard he has 5 or 6 forum names so he might start stalking me.

All my bags are packed, I’m waiting at the door
I won’t be here when you get home, and I won’t be back no more
You keep the house and car, you can keep the cat
You’ve been two-timing me, I won’t be coming back

Call me a taxi, call me a cab
Call me a fool if I ever come back
Call me courageous, call me smart
I’m leaving fast to mend a broken heart
I’m leaving fast to mend a broken heart


Years spent peacefully, now all the trust is gone
Lonesome is the key for me, I’m singing just one song
My head was in the sand, I was slow to hear the news
Now I’m moving fast as light trying to outrun the blues

You think you know someone, you think you know yourself
You think you’ve got it made, turns out you need some help
I may sound angry now, but that won’t last for long
I’ve got the choice of staying here or moving along

Call me a fast train speeding down the track
Call me a fool if I ever come back
Call me courageous, call me smart
I’m leaving fast to mend a broken heart
I’m leaving fast to mend a broken heart

SlippyBlue • January 13, 2015 4:16 PM GMT
Someone on the politics forum reported him and he got banned.
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Anyone posting on the Politics Forum is asking for it imo !!
It is deader than the parrot !!

I remember when he played for Everton

What type of parrot?

A Monty Python parrot.

A Norwegian Blue, you mean, they haven't had you on the ECT have they ?....that could expunge that nugget from your memory.

I don't think he's dead, he's just pining for the Fjords.

I think the mods have done cmug a huge favour.

At least he can now get a life instead of stalking the forums 24/7.

Must be a real torment that he is unable to have the last word.

Poor s0d.

at 4am in the morning, he was carried away by a moonlight shadow

but you may find him on the gruniad hint hint!!!

rip btw

He was a dichotomy, imo.

FFS, predicitve text

Jan 14, 2015 -- 7:32AM, mobo wrote:

but you may find him on the gruniad hint hint!!!

He's not on The Guardian building threatening to Jump?

No, more like he has been for a walk with his Chiwaawa and has been told to stand on yesterdays Guardian while the other half removes his green wellys.

cmat talks global warming:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=onM8qVZT0bk

anyone got cmat's addy?

Look what SF can do with the extra free time....top tipping !

i have: tw@thead@newhamrecorder.co.uk

Never knew you wrote a column for the rag

He will be back, 1.01 nap.

That's more than generous, Foxy.

in fact I have a spare to speed things up, hence my request for cmat's addy above.

He'll probably decline the moniker "catsarekool" though.

Seriously the offer stands.

Nice one Kenny.

blackcatsarekool would be better.

Mikael D'Haguenet.

Kenny CMAT says he can talk to slipps  on Facebook

That's fine by me pumpy.

We need him back for the annual Josey Wales Cheltenham thread, Je Suis CMAT.

Paddy Hair

We need him back for the annual Josey Wales Cheltenham thread, Je Suis CMAT.

Left yourself open to an attack by the forums extremists.

How extreme can they be posting on a gambling forum.

Well they've been known to talk about you behind your back for instance and also post angry faces.
About as extreme as you can get if you ask me mate. Just be careful.

Thanks for the warning i'll lie low for a couple of days.

Cmat wisdom and writing skills will be missed imho

Yomomma secretly missing CMAT as he cannot go a day without speaking about him

I liked reading that poem Scanduvinavian


What I used to admire about CMAT
was how  he was able to turn any thread on any subject into an issue of race, he was very inventive

I thought he was basically decent for all that
I never knew why I felt so strongly?...but he did

I regret some of my own posts to him now

I hope you come back CMAT
I disapprove of banning anyone

why he felt so strongly

Previous poster having withdrawal symptoms that's six posts & counting

You a grass, Yomomma?

I reckon cmug got himself banned deliberately as he was about to finally combust.

Probably lying in a darkened room not knowing what to do with himself tormented by not having the chance to have the last word.

Poor s0d.

Hmmm,  I think he's just  a fearless keyboard warrior

I believe it was cryoftruth , also known as crybaby and crying ruth, who got him banned, that person along with ExtremeX , also known as Excrement x, was basically spending their whole time accusing myself , cmat and various others of all being one person and constantly accusing everyone and anyone that doesn't read the Guardian of being a racist blah blah.
They seem to have gone quiet as well so maybe they've been yellow carded.