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It's quite unusual to have 31 teeth, Slippy.  30 or 32 I would have expected.

Hang on....need to take them out first!

I'll perhaps need to advertise on the Horse Racing forum to fill the 1 to 12 spread.

Don't worry, Aunty, 0 is guaranteed to be quite a popular entry I should imagine.

Every single last one of them .

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28, had 4 out when near 10 yo as overcrowded, no gaps now.

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only the two i'm afraid.

just the one at the front

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34 here.

32 of my own and a couple belonging to some gobshiite who opened his mouth too wide. The tooth fairy never did take them.

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and i always thought i had a slightly crowded mouth if anything

must just have large teeth 

Eternal never gets tired of playing the fantasy hardman.

Juanita Burt

My dvice would be to get a sense of humour charwell.

I could be a real hard man or I could be a seven stone weakling. None of it realy matters. Relax and enjoy the ride.

Do 7 stone and ur bottom weight in The Lincoln

Sounds like a plan. I'll get an axe and hack me legs and an arm off. I'll do it no problem.

Steering job?

If so I'll take the other one off just in case and you can stick the reins in my mouth at the start. I'd better not lose any teeth though.

Are we allowed to count those of our victims?

I've got all my adult teeth, - 1.

On Skyfall at the weekend the villain talked about biting down on the suicide capsule in his tooth.
Surely those things, if they exist, are pretty dangerous for agents who might grind their teeth in their sleep, play sports or, I dunno, get involved in fights that might involve a blow to the face?

The next bond film would be a bit disappointing if the first fight scene he takes one punch and drops dead of cyanide poisoning.

I've never counted mine, but I've only ever lost two; one when I was attacked by a gang of skinheads in around 1971, and one to an abcess in about 2001, which means that I've probably got more teeth than any of those skinheads (and more hair too!

Same as Patra for me, 27.

Although one if deffo on the blink

I would still have the full set but got a hideous abscess on a back molar two years ago that refused to go away so I just had it ripped out, no big deal. The remaining 31 are in good form.