4 mins warning -- would YOU ??

Ken Masters --" turn you down ".

I'd go onto my phone and set up the stopwatch function to count down from 4 minutes....problem is it would take me about 4 minutes to find the function.

I'd hug my cats

go to my fall out shelter

listen to 'american girl' one last time

Burton-brewers--
Govt  warning prog was
Take two doors off their hinges
Lay them slanted against a solid wall
Place sandbags up the outside of them
Place loads of fresh water and tinned food
in your "shelter" - enough for about 7 days .
All this to be done in 4 mins !!
This WAS the official film of what to do in the
Event of the 4 minute warning going off !!!!!!

Paint everything white to deflect the blast...

We have a nuclear shield so cannot be bombed.

well that govt advice is sh1t, you need to become a womble and go underground

Crisp -

If you are in the vicinity of a good lookin' Lady when the 4 mins countdown starts, would you still have to ask for her permission or could you just help yourself.
I mean she wouldn't have to suffer for years with being traumatized,would she?

All mammals will copulate if possible if death is perceived to be imminent ....thus promoting the chance of their genes to be carried on.....she would be racing to bet her knickers down.

To get...etc

Knowing my luck I'll be stuck somewhere in the middle of Norfolk and about an hour from the nearest  good lookin' Lady, plenty of sheep though

Make my Hay - with your  luck it would be a huge bull !!!!

Aww, Kenny

after doing what scissors has done if there's time.

I think I remember reading they've taken a lot of the warnign sirens down.

So what would they do now, put #BrownTrousersTimeWereDoomed #GlobalThermonuclearWar on a bl**dy twitted feed .

*twitteR but twitted actually reads as apt!

kill the wifes fkin cats

They have 9 lives, take more than 4 minutes.

i'd hopefully be with mrs knot and i would just hug her and thank her for putting up with me for so long and making my life so much better . ...and if ch4 racing was on with fitzy i would put my foot through it . might do that next week anyway to be honest .

most men would reach for the nearest woman

most women would reach for the nearest fridge

I would reach for my ex missus, she is both a woman and a fridge.

^ otherwise known as a bit of a unit

we've all been there mate

I recently found out my mates neighbours still have an ww2 air raid shelters in their back garden.
If I had that I'd kit it out with an air filter, water, beans, candles, books, and come out in a couple years time dressed as Mad Max.

Maybe not beans. Might not be a good idea in a confined space with candles.

And don't invite erse.

quite a few still standing on the farms around here JC, the toilet in the village still has an original air raid siren attached to it. Actually that would be handy if erse came for a dump.

I'm guessing the best test of a marriage ever would 2 years in a confined space!
Actually it's far less than 2 years isn't it?
Apparently it can be anything from a couple days to a couple weeks to a few months depending on how close it is to you.

(Who'd have thunk the internet would be full of survivalists with handy tips on surviving argmageddon )

You'd want to line it with lead or something probably, but that shouldn't be too hard, Ikea probably sell it.

Reach for the Cognac and put 'Freebird ' on, i need more than 4 minutes for anything else

Would you skip the intro though, that's about 4 minutes in itself?

Just roll with it, see how far we get

Kenny man - Lol

Rethinking it --
4 mins !!
I would have the two nearest good lookin ladies !!

And that ^ includes recuperation time

I'd guess which way the blast was coming from, and stand this side of a nice plain wall and make a dramatic pose.
Or make rabbits with my hands.
Or simulate something rude with a willing passer by.

(If you don't get that, the blast can burn the shadow of objects/people in front of it on walls )

Walls !! I scream .

Jan 11, 2015 -- 1:39PM, The Leopard wrote:

We have a nuclear shield so cannot be bombed.

Relax.