Let's all hope Kay brought a spare pair today

My good friend Alun,
My guess is she is very genuine and would not "fake" anything!

I never doubted it Young Slicer.

I gather all the heroes are there today, even Martin Rhyming-Slang.  Every last one of them no doubt desperate to be the first reporter to tell a concerned relative that one of the gunmen has killed some innocent bystanders in cold blood.

I have indeed identified the similarity between some journos and vampires!

Burley's a pro, she'll turn them round for day 2, inside out for day 3 then around again for day 4. Pretty much everyone involved will be dead before she has to reach for the Febreze.

an assertion has been made that she wears a pair in the first place

is this verified?

Kay - 'nu sous mes vêtements'

She's not known as Knickerless Burley for nothing.

She's not known as Knickerless Burley for nothing.

Two pairs.

CONFIRMATION
It was a Peugeot 206 which was taken

[The assailants are getting very desparate]

A Peugeot?
They never break down when you want them to!

if this was in the UK would the CPS add the theft at the garage to the number of offences committed ?

Sentences would all run concurrently so probably yes, just to get the crime off the books.

Thank you for confirming Ken. Its important to have these matters verified.

If this was in the UK they would be given a house, 1k a week benefits and an offer of plastic surgery on NHS so as to be protected from reprisals.
Oops I almost forgot the car on motorbility allowance!

Cynical? Moi?

if this was the UK Cameron would still be deciding on calling a Cobra meeting

Cobra meeting - code for beer and sandwiches and hot air.