Whois the leanest chit-chatter ?

you skinny bastard you must be a real weakling 

Not me, I'm carrying more timber than the Amazon rainforest.

He's only 1 metre tall.

Sounds like fatty acquiesce12 needs a chair lift to get upstairs.

I have one leg longer than the other so I lean at 20 degrees when standing

Judorick surely? I can't remember the exact numbers, but he is very keen on posting his super low % of bodyfat on here.

In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't already been on this thread to settle the argument. He must be either dead, pumping iron, or w4nking furiously over some new trend he has unearthed for the 2-00 at Sedgefield (which he will post at 2-15, along with the amount he won).

it's got to be mememe

Sorry, just re-read.  I thought it said ...

"who is the most intelligent and most handsome chit-chatter"

Sounds like fatty acquiesce12 needs a chair lift to get upstairs.


DRCretin I'm over 6ft you daft bastard, if I was 9stone I'd be very underweight

Canaryboy weighed 9 stones and was 6 feet tall

good GA @ netball

the skirt would suit him

I have one leg longer than the other so I lean at 20 degrees when standing

Although i have the reverse, one of my legs is shorter than the other.

I'm 6"2 and 10 stone 1 thanks to 4 years of gastritis and IBS (was always around 12 stone before then). A lot better now but even after stuffing myself with chocolate over Christmas, I haven't put on a single pound.

DRCretin I'm over 6ft you daft bastard, if I was 9stone I'd be very underweight

But you're not underweight are you?

If you weren't a big fat bastard I wouldn't have called you ''fatty acquiesce12'' would I?

I must have a chance at 47 stone. I bet none of you are under that.

DRCretin I'm over 6ft you daft bastard, if I was 9stone I'd be very underweight

But you're not underweight are you?

If you weren't a big fat bastard I wouldn't have called you ''fatty acquiesce12'' would I?


Perfect bmi you dopey c unt, now I need to and lick my wounds, I haven't heard a "fatty" insult since school

My weight would be perfect if I was 8 feet 5.

I put on half a stone in December so now about nearly 13 stone which is the heaviest I have been for a long time. I'll get rid of that no problem soon enough.