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calling slippy

Burton-Brewers

05 Jan 15 22:47

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what have you got on this Saturday? I was thinking of coming down, but I don't need anything or have anything particularly planned so if you are busy it doesn't matter.

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acquiesce12 When: 05 Jan 15 22:50

send him a f ucking pm ffs

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Burton-Brewers When: 05 Jan 15 22:51

mind you own business Victor

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SlippyBlue When: 05 Jan 15 23:01

Unfortunately I'll be in Bedford B-B, my brother has just bought a new house and he's having a bit of a shindig. Following weekend I'll be in Newcastle for a few days to see the chaps and to take in the Southampton game.

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Burton-Brewers When: 05 Jan 15 23:03

ok no problem

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guinness2dear When: 05 Jan 15 23:03

Will your nieces be there??

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SlippyBlue When: 05 Jan 15 23:05

You filthy beast, leave my nieces alone.

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guinness2dear When: 05 Jan 15 23:08

I just wanted you to pass on my good wishes dear chap..

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:13

Slippy, I think it's time for drastic action, enroll your nieces, in a "deadly" martial arts school, ASAP.

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call me a taxi When: 05 Jan 15 23:23

Or employ a minder at £200 a day.

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:26

You available, CMAT, mates rates of course, £199 per day, slippy will snatch you hand off.

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stewarty b When: 05 Jan 15 23:30

He has to deal with each way,s 10 inch blade first.

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:33

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call me a taxi When: 05 Jan 15 23:34

£200 a day doesn't include petrol (can be expensive) or food.

Hotel bills are negotiable.

You save on alcohol though, as I don't drink.

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call me a taxi When: 05 Jan 15 23:35

I'd deal with each way while eating a slice of toast and reading the Racing Post

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:38

2oo + Xs less battle axe deducted at source,= 199 in (cuff) readies

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stewarty b When: 05 Jan 15 23:38

Would both be in the same hand?

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call me a taxi When: 05 Jan 15 23:40

No, he'd **** himself if I stared at him

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guinness2dear When: 05 Jan 15 23:42

Once my wanger is on the march, Mossad couldn't stop him..

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:43

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stewarty b When: 05 Jan 15 23:46

each way just texted me and said he would meet you in any pub in Newham for 'square go'. He says friends are welcome. Apparently he's going to be solo.

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SlippyBlue When: 05 Jan 15 23:48

Only on chit chat could a thread that B-B innocently started asking me if I'm around for a pint at the weekend turn into a debate on what's the best form of protection to keep guiness2dear's mucky paws off of my teenage nieces.

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Cork Langer When: 05 Jan 15 23:50

Not his paws you should be worrying about...!

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:52

I hope you fully appreciate our concern for their chastity, in the shadowy threat of G2dear's wanger!!

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:53

Bolocks, I'll have to go to confession after all this smutty talk.

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guinness2dear When: 05 Jan 15 23:56

Mr Wanger has awoken, ye should all be scared...

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boxingthefox When: 05 Jan 15 23:58

Lock the St James's gates boys, he might be thirsty.

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guinness2dear When: 05 Jan 15 23:59

Arthur has my back..

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Cork Langer When: 06 Jan 15 00:01

So we've heard g2d...!

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guinness2dear When: 06 Jan 15 00:04

Keep it clean, Corky..

Talking of which, time for the pressure washer to cool this fecker down..