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01 Jan 15 23:40
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Brigitte Bardot - 5 feet 3 - still alive - age 80

Audrey Hepburn - 5 feet 6 - brown bread aged 64, would have been 85

Grace Kelly - 5 feet 6  - brown bread aged 52, would have been 85

Jan Francis - can't find her height, I'd guess at 5 feet 4  max.  - still alive - age 67

Gina Lollobrigida - 5 feet 5 - still alive - age 87

Anybody want to put photos up?

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By:
acquiesce12
When: 01 Jan 15 23:43
f uck me you must be one foot in the grave, grey as a badger with more lines than a barcode, a load of 80 year old women ffs
By:
call me a taxi
When: 01 Jan 15 23:46
thank you for calling.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 02 Jan 15 13:04
A tad short of voters today, I fear.

Is it 'Betfair Gay Day' on here?
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 02 Jan 15 13:34
Her Serene Highness Princess Grace of Monaco who's toilet lid I would have cleaned with my tongue, the most delicate, fragrant and beautiful woman of all time.
By:
Crisp77
When: 02 Jan 15 13:44
This reminds me of the time I tried to sh*g one of the Golden Girls. I wined and dined her, the full works but she just didn't fancy me. She did however say 'thank you for being a friend'.
By:
Crisp77
When: 02 Jan 15 13:44
Sorry. Forgot the asterix.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 02 Jan 15 13:48
out of those I'll vote for Grace Kelly
By:
Capt__F
When: 02 Jan 15 17:24
Jan Francis
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 02 Jan 15 18:32
Bardot must be a shoe in shirley?
By:
Kit-Kat-Dan
When: 02 Jan 15 18:47
Vote for Gina here - I assume we're voting based on prime condition as I imagine most of these are as dried up as a nun's crotch without foreplay?
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 02 Jan 15 19:04
Grace Kelly
By:
anubis7
When: 02 Jan 15 20:43
Brigitte Bardot
By:
Make my hay
When: 02 Jan 15 20:50
Brigitte bardot
By:
Make my hay
When: 02 Jan 15 21:00
(Brigitte bardot) - During the 1990s, she generated controversy by criticizing immigration and Islam in France, and has been fined five times for inciting racial hatred.

Sounds right up Taxis street Grin
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 02 Jan 15 21:03
put me down for Grace Kelly
By:
call me a taxi
When: 02 Jan 15 21:34
Burt - fack orf Laugh
By:
call me a taxi
When: 02 Jan 15 21:45
and has been fined five times for inciting racial hatred.

One of the worlds most atupidly worded charges.

Man 1: You facked that right up you thick bastard, now we've got to stay late and put it right.

Man 2: Sorry. What a cnunt I am.

No crime has been committed, and it doesn't denote hate at all, it simply means that somebody has been stupid and facked something up, and has been told it was his fault.

But if you put 'black' in between 'thick' and 'bastard', it suddenly becomes a race hate crime and the race card gets played.


WALOFS!!!

If you didn't mention 'black' he'd be happy to be called a thick bastard and keep his job.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 02 Jan 15 22:07
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/publicite-en-c04ea4b6823292e1398f27cbfd288c13.html
By:
Capt__F
When: 02 Jan 15 22:51
burtHappyQuality
By:
call me a taxi
When: 02 Jan 15 23:24
I agree with Capt___F
By:
call me a taxi
When: 03 Jan 15 14:00
Brigitte won in a canter by 2 lengths from Grace, Jan and Gina who finished level.

Audrey never got a vote.
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 03 Jan 15 14:23
****
By:
Burton-Brewers
When: 03 Jan 15 14:23
f i x e d
By:
call me a taxi
When: 03 Jan 15 16:56
Laugh
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