Noah...........

Indeed - fkin awful

almost as corny as the original

$125,000000 it cost to make.


Crowe must have received $120,000000 in wages...

Based on a true story - verbatim.

What about the "Transformers Robots in stone", also putting the animals to sleep. I always wondered how 7 people managed to shovel all that 5hit for all that time. Wish I had watched Ben Hur again.

I went to see this. Never been so poorly treated in all my days.

Needed a jimmy half way through but there were several others with the same idea and the usher was only letting people out two by two.

I expected better from the director. The script was banal. I actually felt sorry for Jennifer Connelly who looked as bemused as the dolt (me) who was watching it. The cinematographer should be blacklisted from any future project, and sent back to college. I can just imagine the casting crew sitting there and wondering.... ""Hmmmm, now who shall we get to play that well known bronze miner Tubal Cain?"I know - Hackneys own minor actor Ray Winstone"

I want my hours back! Just total bullshít from start to finish.

lasted 20 minutes of this rubbish