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22 Dec 14
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THEY SAY THESE COMETS COULD HAVE BROUGHT ALL THE WATER TO THE EARTH,THEYVE STILL NOT ANSWERED WHICH CAME FIRST THE EGG OR THE CHICKEN ,THEY JUST COME UP WITH ALOAD OF TALK ABD MAKE A TV PROGRAMME ON BBC2 AND EVERYONE BELIEVES THEM,THESE PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT SPACE ARE JUST LIKE MEDIUMS THEY MAKE IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG
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HALF OF THEM CANT DO THEIR 7 TIMES TABLE WITHOUT A CALCULATOR
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Derek Acora v Brian Cox
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IF I WENT TO MY DOCTORS AND TOLD HIM I KEEP SEEING BLACK HOLES IN THE SKY HEED GET ME CERTIFIED INSANE
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THESE ARCEEOLIGISTS ARE JUST THE SAME ,BLUFFERS THEY DIG A SKELETON UP AND SAY ITS KING RICHARD AND THERES NOT EVEN A GOLD COIN OR CROWN ANY WHERE IN SIGHT
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AND THAT STONE HENGE COULD JUST BE A DUMPING GROUND FOR WASTE STONES LIKE WE HAVE DUMPING GROUNDS FORVOLD WASHERS AND TYRES THESE DAYS ,THEY ONLY HAD STONES TO DUMP IN THEM DAYS,A LOAD OF OLD STONES AND THEY SAY THEIR SIGNIFICENT ,BULLMANURE
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THEVE NOT GOT A CLUE ,IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE START OF BUILDING SOMEONES HOUSE
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THEY ARE IN A CIRCLE TO ACCOMMODATE THE
ALIEN SPACESHIPS THAT USED TO LAND THERE !! THEY PUT IT THERE SO THEY HAD A DIRECT ROUTE UP THE M4 TO LONDON TO TALK WITH BRITONS LEADERS !! MERRY CHRISTMAS DO WAH TO YOU AND YOUR MUM !! |
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Thank you ,all the best
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We had a Comet near us but they never had any water to sell. Perhaps that's why they shut down last year.
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Historian`s are also Guessers.
Give or take a Thousand Years FFS. |
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If a scientist starts his reply, to any question, with "So.."
then stop listening right there its more of the same pretending to be a scientist. |
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So, which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken, of course.
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PEOPLE USED TO SAY THE EARTH WAS FLAT ,AND PEOPLE BELIEVED THEM I WOULD HAVE AS WELL IN THEM DAYS,JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS IT DOESNT MEAN THEIR CORRECT,
THEIR JUST GUESSING WHEN THEY SAY THERES NO LIFE ON THE MOON ,HAVE THEY LOOKED IN EVERY CRATER AND UNDER EVERY ROCK ,IF I WAS A MOONMAN OR WOMEN AND I SAW A SPACESHIP COMEING ,I WOULD HIDE |
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THEVE STILL NOT FOUND LORD LUCAN ,AND THEY KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE,THEVE NO CHANCE OF FINDING A MOONMAN WITH NO INFORMATION ON WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
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THESE SO CALLED CLEVER PEOPLE CANT TELL STORK FROM BUTTER NEVER MIND WATER FROM DUST
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THEY TRY AND TELL YOU WHAT A BLACK HOLE CONSIST OF AND HOW THE EARTH WAS FORMED ,BUT YOU JUST WATCH THESE SAME PEOPLE TRY AND PUT S DECK CHAIR UP ON BLACKPOOL BEACH
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OR CONSTRUCT AN M F I KITCHEN CABINET
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ESPECIALLY IF THE TIDE'S IN !!
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THEY TALK OF ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE WHEN SOME OF THEM RIDE BYCYCLES AND HAVE NEVER INFLATED A CAR TYRE IN THEIR LIVES
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WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN A TORY CABINET MINISTER
AND A PIECE OF MFI FURNITURE ? ONE LOOSE SCREW AND THE CABINET FALLS APART . |
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THESE LONDON ENGINEERS DONT KID ME THEY MAKE THESE THEMES WATER BARRIERS SO LONDON DOESNT FLOOD ,THEY THINK IM DAFT. I KNOW IF THEY STOP THAT WATER FLOODING LONDON ITS GOING TO GO SOME WHERE ELSE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A PROBLEM,
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THATS WHY ALL THEM CLIFFS ARE ERODING IN CORNWALL AND THE HOUSES ARE FALLING INTO THE SEA
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ITS JUST LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE IN CHESTER SCISSORS ,IF THAT ZOO IN CHESTER HAD BEEN CLOSED ABOUT 200 YEARS AGO ,ARCHEOLIGISTS WOULD HAVE DUG UP THE REMAINS THERE AND SAID ZEBRAS AND CHIMPANZEES AND ELEPHANTS ROAMED CHESTER BECAUSE THEY FOUND A FEW BONES
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THERES PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT SKELETON DUG UP IN A CAR PARK WAS KING RICHARD ,I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE A DRIVING LICENCE NEVER MIND CAR
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I REMEMBER ONE VERY EMMINENT GEOGRAPHAN WHO WAS LOOKING FOR THE WAREABOUTS OF ATLANTIS,I REMEMBER HIM IN HIS EARLY DAYS WHEN HE WAS A COACH DrinkRIVER AND COULDNT FIND BLACKPOOL TOWER
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THAT PROFESSOR COX WAS A POP STAR IN SQEEZE BEFORE HE STARTED SEEING BLACK HOLES AND THINGS IN THE DISTANT HORIZON AND SOACE WHEN NO ONE ELSE SAW THEM ,HES JUST ANOTHER POP STAR JUNKEE
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YOU JUST LISTEN TO HIM FOR TWENTY MINS AND HE EITHER LOOSES YOU IN HIS MASE UP WORDS OR HE BORES YOU TO DEATH ,PEOPLE JUST LISTEN TO HIM ,BECAUSE THERES NOTHING BETTER ON THE OTHER CHANNELLS
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AND THAT BLACK ADDER BLOKE AND HIS CRONIES WHO DIG THINGS UP ,JUST MAKE IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG ,I COULD TELL THEM ITS AN OLD CEMETARY WHEN THEY DIG A FEW SKELETONS UP
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THEY ARE DESCENDED FROM THE ANIMALS IN
THE ARENA DO WAH. THERE WERE NO BEARS THOUGH AS THE ROMANS KILLED THEM ALL TO KIT OUT THE GUYS CARRYING THE EAGLES. |
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AND THOSE NOISY CURLY HORNS THAT MAKE
SUCH A RACKET !! |
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What will they find when they dig up Salford in 1000 years time?
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MILLIONS OF USED BOOKIES PENS
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I wonder what they will make of them as in 3014 no one will write out a betting slip it will all be done on teleporter machines strapped to your wrist.
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