WHO WAS JESUS,DISCOVERY HISTORY CHANNEL +1

Risible.

"UNEARTHING the REALITY of Jesus' life."

Missed Auction Kings at 2pm -- was busy reading Striker in The Sun... Missed Al Murray too...
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Try this : "Witness to the Truth: Christ and His Interpreters" by Edith Hamilton.

Enter my Xmas Quiz.  Details to follow.  You will be astounded.

Hey man, you ain't no Quizmaster...the BIG J is the One askin' questions aroun' here man!

"UNEARTHING the REALITY of the XMAS WINTERVAL QUIZ...!"

Jesus was a Capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes

Kris Kristofferson

I'm an ancient quizmaster of fearsome renown. Few of the old-timers on here haven't fallen asleep during a quiz of mine.  Actually I'm quite surprised to read I'm setting a quiz.  Must have been the drink.  Anyway - when will suit you sir?  I'm sure you'll find it all easy-peasy.

"Jesus was a sailor
Blah blah mumble
Groan...wibbit gasp
Etc etc...like a stone..."

Leonard Cohen.

ask me 1 on sport

ask me 1 on sport

bruce

Oooh!  Mocking boxingthefox not a good move.  Clasp your testicles with both hands.  For at least 6 months.

Aaah fcak bodil, I love quizes,just taken some heavy duty meds I'm off in a few mins, hope you guys enjoy. GN

There will be a sport question.  Maybe 2.

Velbodil

Can bodil swim ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CiukuHhJ4A

Gavin Bryars and Tom Waits - Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet.

Breaststroke.  You could have guessed that.

only in gin

any diving bodil ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYSITWpKIk

Loreena McKennit - God Rest Ye Merry Mental Men...

I was a keen follower of that wonderful Irish sprinter in the '80s, Muff Diver.  We were always thrilled whenever he ran.  Look it up if you don't believe me.

Norfolk In Chance.

Where's The Fox Hat?

Julie Cecil always up for a laugh.

Mary Hinge...Julie Cecil trained?...Wear the Fox Hat, etc......feckin' risible...RISIBLE!!

Lammtarra (Invisible?)

Gospel (Indivisible!)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff,_County_Donegal


Muff (from Irish: Magh) is a village in County Donegal, Ireland. ... Muff Diving Club was set up in the late 1980s and has been one of the oldest and 'most ...

Have to say at this point - that Venetia sure knows how to sport a furry head covering in the winter...

Loreena very pleasant but not epochal, Vel.  Are you seeing to her granny and want a good word put in?

decent ice cream

Yass

Venetia calls her muff Henrietta .......... or is it the other way round ?

Venetia - so long my local trainer. Maybe there's a faint hope for us if I win the euromillions and she loses her mind.

taller than u think

If I had knowed you was an Epoch-chasing scoundrel Bodil I wood of posted Bach - Julia Hamari Erbarme Dich Matthaus Passion...or Maria Callas...or...

La Ritournelle - Sebastien Tellier...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crblDrrcunQ

With Jesus-defying (?) sun-glasses on...!

3.57 in!!

Aston Martin --------> ------------> horrendous portrait in the attic while she grows ever more handsome ---------> big Saturday winners showing MASSIVE improvement at tasty odds -----------------Aston Martin -----------> ---------> a personal fortune to rival Ally McCoist ----------> nothing to see here - move on --------> in an Aston Martin ---------- VR000000MMMMM$$££MMMM!!

I've met Jesus!
He once checked me into a hotel in Spain.
Crap buffet, he may have been able to feed the multitude but it was mostly dodgey paella.

Sebastien Tellier - thank you for wasting 7 minutes of my ever-decreasing life.  I was about to trump you with spem in alium when I discovered it was in the 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack.  I hope all concerned die of brain cancer - they got the money, actions have consequences. No more Mr nice guy.  He was very retro though.

Hee hee.....radical evol......can I just finish by saying I don't have time for your Winterval Quiz excesses, pal --- I have to spend every spare minute trying to keep up with the ongoing Rangers Saga - - and it ain't easy - -

Pick a day next week.  You may discover undreamed of limitations.  Not the 25th.  Otherwise I'm surprisingly easy.  We are nighthawks.

From the Daily Mash :

"McCoist Doomed to be Rangers Manager for All Eternity...

AFTER unsuccessfully resigning, Ally McCoist has admitted that he has no idea how he can stop being Rangers manager.

An emotional McCoist handed in his notice only to be informed by grinning colleagues that he’d received a pay rise and a better parking space.

He said: “It was always going to be a very tough decision to quit the club I love, but I presumed it would be tough emotionally not logistically.

“I’ve tried being Rangers manager and I’ve tried not being Rangers manager and the two things are essentially the same.

“Even death will be no escape - they will find a way to trap my spirit in a jar.” "

And now the Nats will be desperately finding ways to avoid independence since all future North Sea developments are seriously uneconomic.

Not sure how that slipped in.

I can't go "Picking days" man - are you INSANE??

"Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof..."

The evil that men do lives after them.
The good is oft interred with their bones.

Bodil, I implore you to get to the filthy bottom of the Rangers Saga. We need people of your ilk to expose the dark underbelly of Scotch soccer. There simply cannot be many posters who know more about corrupt shenanigans in seemingly pointless activities than your BAD QUIZMASTER self.

Now I mussss fleeee whilst bidding you a tranquil good evening and peaceful slumber.

ALOHA!

So, lets make it Boxing Day, 11pm.

I am a Servant of Chaos and a Follower of the Dark Lord, but the Rangers saga is too pitiful attract attention from the underworld.  Live with it.

D'ye HEAR that, Akabula...?

You're no C.S.Lewis, Bodil!

Or G.K.Chesterton! Or D.L. Sayers! Or P.D. James!

Or A.Y.S. Grinchley! Or Y.P.Rondell! Or Tarka the Otter!

So, we have a date.

Dyya l'tzara b'shaata.

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"The phrase has been alluded to by many authors. John Galsworthy refers to it in The Patrician. Anthony Trollope uses the phrase in Barchester Towers. D. H. Lawrence uses it in Lady Chatterley's Lover."

Rab c Nesbitt stichted it first

Be there or be square ya basturt.......G'nite!

Has anybody else noticed that THIS Emoticon -------> .....has eyebrows like Alex Salmond?

JESUS :

He didn't write any books...no-one described what he looked like...his ministry lasted only three years...he died an utter failure, forsaken and condemned in obscurity, rejected by his own disciples...humiliated by his own people...dying a brutal death, the death of a condemned criminal...rejected by the world and the powers that be...

"For the story and message of the cross is sheer absurdity and folly to those who are perishing and on their way to perdition, but to us who are being saved it is the manifestation of the power of God."

Next week : Rory McGrath's Bloody Britain -- Why were ye olde Kings and Queens so ruddy ANGRY most of the time? Rory uses the latest TECHNOLOGY and SCIENCE to find out...

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Next week : Rory McGrath's Bloody Britain -- Why were ye olde Kings and Queens so ruddy ANGRY most of the time? Rory uses the latest TECHNOLOGY and SCIENCE to find out...


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let me save the research....................... because they where f@cking their sisters and brothers