CHIT CHAT 'SWORDSMEN' - ROUND 2

I'd probably prefer one of their mistresses but going to have to go for Sam Cam

A close one between Samantha and Miriam, but I'm gonna have to plump for............

Samantha Cameron

Mrs Clegg

Sam Cam

I'd spam Sam Cam.

Sam Cam, happily. If this standard is meant to stretch your average chit-chatters boundaries, might I suggest a rethink? We will be balls deep into Rachel Riley before we reach the QFs at this rate.

Yes, we should be sticking to the intstant deboning bints like Jacqui Smith..

FWIW, Miriam Clegg is so far ahead in that lot, that the books have just gone N/O

Sam Cam for me. This has been a bit of a surprise. I was expecting some pretty nasty stuff round the corner, such as doing Yasmin Alibhai-Brown up the tradesman's.

Yes, it's a bit disappointing how normal the list is, Sultan.

indeed Tommy.

harriet for me all the way to wembley

you do know the vote is for Harman and not Ainsley?

Samantha Cameron for me as well, if Letitia is in round 3 then you all better back off or else I'll properly kick off.

ok Slippy but don't forget the bring the flour.

Only on chit-chat do forumites tune in to be given a horrific list of b0llock-shrivellers from which to choose and then complain that they're not nasty enough.
The simplicity with which one can gaze lovingly at the female form in all it's infinite perfections that access to the t'internet allows, has truly left us jaded by Gods wonderous creation.
Rather than marvel and imagine what it would be like to have the chance to fire a broadside across Cameron Diaz's bows, we are now reduced to hoping that someone will test our mettle with a challenge to jam it up Jo Brands wrong-un (aahm oot), it's the only way that we can truly feel alive. I feel as though we may have lost something of ourselves along the way.

burt

Desmond

I was a sixer at cubs HH, "be prepared" is still my motto in life. Self raising flour is the way forward I've always found.

Anyways, I don't know why the voluptuous Letitia Dean gets such a hard time on here, no joking I'd love a go on that bottle blonde chubster and I'm a right fussy git usually.

Desmond

instead of typing War and Facking Peace, how about a vote?

Señora Clegg for me - she'd be almost worth the pain/shame/self-revulsion of making the beast with two backs with Flabbott in round 1.

Dan..Dan..Dan 

you have NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER of chit chatters forgetting you wanted to shag Flabbott

Your best bet is to close your account, get a new one and a new name.

Having dreamt I spent £25 on a **** off Harman in the doorway of Lidl's last night, I can't afford any further fantasizing.

CMAT - FYI

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Sam Cam, happily.

Select a victim first, then War & Peace

Put me down for a portion of Miriam.

Harriet Harman lives in Stradella Road, SE24. Literally two minutes walk to Herne Hill train station. It's a very sought after road in these parts.

Your honour I must object to your use of the word 'wanted'. If I may refer back to my earlier comments you will see, I stated I would be willing to do it with/to the 'lady' in question on the understanding that a blindfold could be worn and a fatal blow could be administered afterwards in order to rid mankind of this hideous blob.

Let's face it we've all done bad things at the office Christmas  party.

Sam Cam.

Stella Creasy going to be in round 3?

Makes it all the more disgusting she charged me a pony for a bl0w job then, Slippy.

You paid? Gadzooks man, words fail me.

They failed her too. Definitely the way to appreciate Hattie's charms.

Mrs Cameron cruising here.

Got to be Mrs Cam, imo.

And I'm a virgin.

They aren't THAT lovely, just a bit younger and slightly less rough than round 1.

mrs clegg for me. If forced.

I wouldn't pay too much attention to O'Slips vote...

This is a guy who wants to tamper with a no-necked prop forward without the aid of a lifebelt and water wings..

Just over 5 hours to go.

Take a brave man to lay odds on Mrs Cameron now.

WEIGHED IN

Mrs Cameron won by an easy 4 lengths from Mrs Clegg.

Harridan Harman, the qualifier from Round 1, was 3 lengths behind Mrs Clegg

Mrs Blair and Mrs Farage never got going.

Round 3 thread tomorrow