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16 Dec 14
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I GOT AT THE STATION AND LOOKED AT THE TIME TABLE IT SAID THERE WAS A TRAIN AT 1.49 I LOOKED AT THE STATION CLOCK AND IT WAS 1.49 I THOUGHT I BET ITS GONE BUT I HURRIED AND IT WAS THERE ,I GOT TO THE TRAIN DOOR RIGHT NEXT TO THE MAN WHO WAVES THEM OFF I PRESSED THE BUTTON TO OPEN THE DOORS AND HE SAID STAND BACK SIR AND WAVED THE TRAIN AWAY ,I WAS ALREADY TO GIVE HIM A GOB FULL,WHEN SUDDENLY I THOUGHT DONT SAY A WORD AND DONT LET HIM SEE MY DISSAPOINTMENT ,I WAS LATE YES,BUT HE SAW ME AS I STOOD BY HIS SIDE, THEN I SAID TO MYSELF THIS IS LIFE DO WAH DIDDY JUST GET THE NEXT TRAIN AND KEEP CALM
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I THOUGHT DO WAH DIDDY YOUVE COME ALONG WAY SINCE YOU STOPPED DRINKING ALCOHOL
I THEN THOUGHT TO MY SELF YOU FUC*Ing BAS*ard AND THEN THOUGHT YOUVE STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO
Try a Buddist Chant :
Nam..y..yo..ho..reng...gey....kio
Repeat for 10 mins ....you will feel calmer
Nam..y..yo..ho..reng...gey....kio
Repeat for 10 mins ....you will feel calmer
THANK YOU THE LEPERD FOR EXPLANING THAT TO ME ON THE OTHER THREAD ,I HONESTLY DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT ,I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING A GO AT ME ,SOME TIMES I DONT UNDERSTAND THATS WHY I HAD TO VERIFY IT ,AND THANK YOU THE LEPERD FOR SHOWING ME WHAT IT MEANT
I've sprinted for and made a train I seen in the distance that I thought I'd missed before, it feels like you've won something, great feeling if you manage it
. And you then sit there soaked in sweat like you'd been to the gym, and stink out the thing you are going to as you don't have a change of clothes 
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. And you then sit there soaked in sweat like you'd been to the gym, and stink out the thing you are going to as you don't have a change of clothes .
NO I GOT THE NEXT TRAIN ,IT WAS A LITTLE MULTIPLE UNIT ,WHICH WAS IN FRONT OF THE BIG POWERFULL DIESEL TRAIN TO BRISTOL , I LOOKED DOWN AT THE BIG POWERFULL BRISTOL TRAIN AND SAW THE CARRIAGES ALL HAD DISC BRAKES ,I NOTICED ALL THE DISCS WERE CLEAN AND ALL THE PADS HAD PLENTY OF PADDING LEFT ON THEM ,I BET NOT MANY PEOPLE NOTICED THAT
Goose flabba. Do wah diddy is like Fawlty Towers. Very funny for the first two series, but then it had run its course.
Yes MR Dylan im a pain IN THE NECK WHILE YOUVE A PAIN IN YOUR LEG,MR DYLAN MR DYLAN DOC HOLIDAYS IN TOWN
MR DYLAN MR DYLAN IVE JUST BOUGHT A NEW HORSE ,SORRY MR DYLAN MR DYLAN I MEAN A NEW HOUSE,SORRY MR DYLAN MR DYLAN I MEAN A NEW MOUSE
THANK YOU MR DYLAN MR DYLAN ILL HANG UP MY GUNS BUT NOT MY OLD HAT
ETHELL MERMON SAID THERES NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUISNESS
DO WAH DIDDY SAYS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS
DO WAH DIDDY SAYS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS
AND NOW AS MONTY PYTHAN SID NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLEATY DIFFERENT
THE CUBE ROOT OF 125 IS 5
5 X 5 X 5
THE CUBE ROOT OF 125 IS 5
5 X 5 X 5
AND NOW AS ADAM SAID TO EVE IF THIS WEATHER GETS ANY WORSE IM GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR SOME CLOTHES
This is my last post until I see that the latest post is by someone other than Do Wah.
AND AS THE CHIT CHAT MOANERS SAID TO DO WAH DIDDY
SHUT THE FU** UP DO WAH DIDDY
SHUT THE FU** UP DO WAH DIDDY
DONT START MAKING STATEMENTS ON MY THREADS ,TELLING US WHAT YOUR NOT GOING TO DO OR WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO ,KEEP IT SECRET I MIGHT BE A RUSSIAN SPY
I SPY WITH MY MOSCOW EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH THE END
THERE WERE TWO BOTTLES OF SAUCE ON A SHELF ONE WAS HP SAUCE AND THE OTHER WAS TESCOS OWN BRAND SAUCE
THE HP BOTTLE OF SAUCE FELL OFF THE SHELF ,HOW MANY BOTTLES OF SAUCE WERE LEFT ON THE SHELF
NONE EVERTHING GOES WITH HP SAUCE
THIS IS A DO WAH DIDDY PATENTED JOKE NOT TO BE USED IN PUBLIC WITHOUT THE PRIOR PERMISSION OF DO WAH DIDDY
THE HP BOTTLE OF SAUCE FELL OFF THE SHELF ,HOW MANY BOTTLES OF SAUCE WERE LEFT ON THE SHELF
NONE EVERTHING GOES WITH HP SAUCE
THIS IS A DO WAH DIDDY PATENTED JOKE NOT TO BE USED IN PUBLIC WITHOUT THE PRIOR PERMISSION OF DO WAH DIDDY
THIS IS THE END NO ENCORE PUT YOUR PYJAMAS ON AND GET OFF TO BED,THIS IS NOT A TOM JONES CONCERT
PS SOFEE I DONT SAY ALOT TO YOU BUT I REMEMBER YOU ,JUST LIKE FRANK IFIELD REMEMBERED THE WORDS TO IT
LOL bought some HP sauce for the first time in ages yesterday.
Squeezable bottles are the greatest invention since sliced bread, or even the wheel.
It's got a recipe tip on the back - put it in cottage pie.
Squeezable bottles are the greatest invention since sliced bread, or even the wheel.
It's got a recipe tip on the back - put it in cottage pie.
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