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He was officially the fattest man in the world. Can the nation recover the coveted crown?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11275180/Worlds-fattest-man-Keith-Martin-dies-aged-44.html
He must have had good sponsors as how else could he afford this lot?
"Before he died in March, unemployed Mr Martin admitted much of the weight had come from eating huge amounts of super-cheap fast food.
He would gorge on 20,000 calories a day - almost 10 times the recommended amount - having six-egg fry-ups for breakfast then pizzas, kebabs, Chinese takeaways and Big Macs for lunch and dinner all washed down with six pints of coffee and two litres of fizzy drinks.
He'd also snack on sandwiches, chocolate, crisps, sweets and biscuits."
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11275180/Worlds-fattest-man-Keith-Martin-dies-aged-44.html
He must have had good sponsors as how else could he afford this lot?
"Before he died in March, unemployed Mr Martin admitted much of the weight had come from eating huge amounts of super-cheap fast food.
He would gorge on 20,000 calories a day - almost 10 times the recommended amount - having six-egg fry-ups for breakfast then pizzas, kebabs, Chinese takeaways and Big Macs for lunch and dinner all washed down with six pints of coffee and two litres of fizzy drinks.
He'd also snack on sandwiches, chocolate, crisps, sweets and biscuits."
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It's his pallbearers I feel sorry for
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Shares in Greggs will take a hit.
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I thought it said fastest at first, I think I may have been wrong
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Can the nation recover the coveted crown?
It's become a matter of national honour now. Come on fatties. Get scoffing. |
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burial as opposed to crematorium (Nap)
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Landfill site as opposed to a cemetery (nap)
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" I am an agoraphobic"... they have now found a cure..............unfortunately it's just around the corner.
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Whoever fetched the fat fook all his food should be charged with manslaughter? He could hardly walk to McD's now could he so somebody was feeding him.
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should his feeders be charged with manslaughter or assisting suicide. where did the money come from. or was he a betfair scalper
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Worse than that BI who was wiping his @rse
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that would have been a full time job. did the same person do his cobblers and fiveskin?
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#sick
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It is a very sad story and, as rightly pointed out above, someone must have been supplying the food.
On another note I hope the coffin makers have got a few extra planks of wood lined up for this job whichever way they choose to play it or the poor sod is going to go off to his maker looking like a burger in a sliced bun.  |
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makes you wonder, did they manage to get some sort of potty under him. when he said me poopoo now. or did he just let it all go, lying in it while he demanded more curry and pizza?
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Burton-Brewers 05 Dec 14 15:21
I thought it said fastest at first So did I |
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All you food nazis on here appall me!!! Just like those women demanding the vote. A plague on all your houses. !!!
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" A plague on all your houses. !!!" as long as it comes with chips I'll have it,
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RIP
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Sad to poke fun at the passing of a fellow human being. RIP
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themightymac, do you feel this sanctimonious when you hear members of Isis, or suicide bombers lose their lives, they are "human". This is chit chat, never heard of "Gallows humour" this man eat himself to death despite all the warnings,and was obviously assisted in this by fellow "humans", hence the remarks about feeding and ablutions.
I find it obscene that he was assisted in this destructive behavior where fellow Humans" make all the excuses about "human" rights, etc, et bl00dy cetra + all the other psychobabble to justify why someone should not say that this behavior is an utter obscenity to any right thinking person. I'm not going to get into this any further, if you want to feel sad for others there are millions of other worthwhile cases/causes you could have picked. Piety and Gluttony are NOT bed fellows. he was the ultimate glutton, so spare me your pious cant. |
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Are you sure he's dead?
The Mail says he is, and they always print lies. |
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Are you sure he's dead? . He must be cmat because the "bleedin hearts" that helped him on his way have now moved over for the rent a corpse "bleedin hearts", wouldn't surprise me to see flowers and vastly oversize teddies outside his local Maccies, KFC, Dominoes, Chinky, et fackin cetera with cards of condolence from tw@ts who never heard of him until now.
Fack it I've had enough, off to try and get some sleep. |
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themightymac 06 Dec 14 21:44
Sad to poke fun at the passing of a fellow human being. RIP It is not so much the passing of a fellow human being themightymac, it is how he managed to end up in this shocking state. I don't see much different morally from the person bringing him the food to the person supplying a heroin junkie with smack. |
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indeed
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as a junk foodaholic ,he probably enjoyed his 44 years
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Being bed-bound and having your arse wiped?
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foodaholics probably consider that an occupational hazard
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Six pints of coffee? It was the caffeine what did him in then, that's dangerous stuff. He probably needed it to trade through the night on here in order to pay for the takeaways
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all that methane he was letting go. where were the greens?
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How did he manage to afford to buy so much grub every day?
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A food bank for cannibals!
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do cannibals like fat and bedsores?
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In 1987 Peter Bryan lived in the Flying Angel, Custom House (guess
where that is in London) It was here that he attempted to throw another resident from his sixth floor window. There was a struggle and his intended victim escaped leaving Bryan with a deep gash to the head. The initial attack by Bryan was totally unprovoked. The victim was questioned by the police about the gash on Bryan's head but no further action was taken by the police against the victim or Bryan. He was later sent to Rampton Secure Hospital in 1994 after admitting the unlawful killing of 20-year-old shop assistant Nisha Sheth, who was beaten to death with a hammer in 1993. By February 2001 the nursing staff thought he had made considerable progress in regard to his "behaviour, attitude, maturity, relationships, anger and insight." Bryan was transferred from Rampton in June 2001 to the John Howard Centre after a six-month trial leave project agreed by the Home Office. He was released into the care of a psychiatrist and social worker.[2] After applying to a Mental Health Review Tribunal in 2002, he was moved to the Riverside Hostel in north London where he was allowed door keys and could come and go as he pleased. In October 2003 psychiatrists noted there had been "a continued improvement in his mental state" and talked of plans for a move to more independent accommodation. In November 2003 his mental health social worker wrote to the Home Office stating that matters had settled down and there were no further concerns. It was thought that he "did not present any major risks." In January 2004 social workers applied for the transfer of Bryan to "low–support accommodation". But, Bryan was then transferred to an open psychiatric ward at Newham General Hospital for his safety after allegations that he had indecently assaulted a 16-year-old girl close to the hostel. In February 2004 he walked out of the mental health unit in Newham, east London, and killed friend Brian Cherry. Police were called after neighbours heard screams and weapons, including a hammer, were found strewn around the flat. When police caught up with him, he was cooking the dead man's brain in a frying pan Bryan was remanded to Broadmoor special hospital after appearing in court over Mr Cherry's death. Two months later, while on remand in Broadmoor Hospital, Bryan killed his third victim, a fellow patient, Richard Loudwell, aged 60. He battered him on the head and tied a ligature around his neck. Mr Loudwell died in hospital later that day. Bryan said that if he had not been interrupted he would have eaten Loudwell's flesh. On 15 March 2005, Bryan pleaded guilty at the Old Bailey to two manslaughters on the grounds of diminished responsibility. Judge Giles Forrester said: "You killed on these last two occasions because it gave you a thrill and a feeling of power when you ate flesh." Bryan, who suffers from paranoid schizophrenia and is a self-confessed cannibal, was jailed for life for killing two people. It is likely that he will never be released and will die in prison. Which is nice. |
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who's Britain newest ,,wobbling. incontinent, greedy, pampered, smelly pile of benefits, client state, ooh I've got a syndrome, lard? skid forward in your fluids and take a bow.
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There you go Taxi, it's not all bad in Newham.
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Did I mention that he's black?
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