How many cards do you have.....

Too many

Just had a count and  is the answer.

Man looking at woman in skin tight jodhpurs, pretends he's looking at her inch wedge wallet !

Man standing behind woman in skin tight jodhpurs looking at her new white Land Rover, notices her inch wedge wallet, when he should have been concentrating on her arse!

Bus pass
Santander
Yorkshire Bank
Morrisons Match and More
Boots
Costa Coffee
Ladbrokes odds on card
B&Q 10% Wed discount card
Holland and Barrett

= 9

for me

bank card
driving license
library card

Bank Card
Doner Card
Pizza Card
Fish & Chips Card
Curry Card
etc

Just put me hands in me pocket and checked. Certainly got a wedge more than an inch thick.

Crisp is it a Donor card or for a Kebab discount?

What's a wallet?

2 Bank Cards. (Neither a credit card)
Ladbrokes Odds On Card.
Driving Licence.

Still got my Thatchcard in my wallet

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2013/04/margaret_thatcher_dies_why_i_and_many_other_brits_hated_the_iron_lady.html

bank
credit
race/chip
tesco

4 and a pic of sol

Rob Dylan's comment of a Harry Enfield character: "I am considerably richer than yeeow (Brummie)" comes to mind yet again.

What the hell do you keep talking about money for, AP?

Who gives a stuff?

Certainly not anyone who knows anything about life.

Here, here tommy. Money is a mere triviality in life.

It most certainly is, Mac.

AP seems to think it is the very ethos of being.

He is so, so wrong.

I blame Thatcher.

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Me too!

Let's dig her up and shoot the bitch!

We were happier and a more caring society when we all had nowt.

You`ll need to do the digging, I won`t even play cards because there are Spades in the pack

I mean 26

I have 52 plus 2 jokers, so that would be 54.

What the hell do you keep talking about money for, AP?

Sorry TT, you've lost me!

I virtually never take out a wallet, I probably have ca. 6 in there. I use the oyster card holder and stick the bank card in there, so 2.
I have not used a credit card for a couple of years.

For those that have a tesco card, don't you have the little one that goes on your key ring? Don't the other stores do diddy ones for key rings?

I think Tommy's drinking too much rum, AP. He's been quite aggressive the last few days.

It's not surprising really!

All these years of being a pub landlord, with the booze on hand, and being pissed off having to
patronise customers that he can't stand.

very charitable.

one a debit card    credit cards banckrupt you

Cash is king.