NOT ONE OF YOU HAS MISSED ME SINCE I LEFT ON THE 18TH OF NOVEMBER

NOT EVEN A THREAD ABOUT HOW NICE I WAS AND WHAT A SHAME IVE GONE,

ALL YOU DO IS CARE ABOUT YOUR SELVES LIKE ME

Where you been do wah?
everything ok i hope .

I LEFT SO I COULD READ THREADS ABOUT HOW YOU MISS ME,

so you did'nt do muchh reading?

THERES NOT BEEN A SINGLE ONE AND IVE LOOKED 30 TIMES A DAY  TRIP

I WAS FORGOTTEN QUICKER THAN MAX BYGRAVES

I WAS TREATED LIKE A BET THAT HAD JUST LOST,I WAS DISCARDED AND FORGOT ABOUT,

YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THEM IN THE PUB ,YOUR OK WHILE YOUR A DRUNK WITH THEM ,BUT LEAVE THE DRINKING BEHIND AND NOONE WANTS TO KNOW

i brought a old one back the other day as a tribute do wah

the MY MAM SAID one

I SAW THAT KENNY ,BUT STILL NOT A MENTION OF ME ,THATS NO EXCUSE,ITS NO GOOD ANY ONE SAYING THEY MISSED ME NOW,THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE ,I KNOW THE REAL YOU,S

I KNOW HOW PETE BEST FELT WHEN THE BEATLES DIDNT WANT TO KNOW HIM

I BET HE SAID IVE GIVEN YOU THE BEST DRUMMING DAYS OF MY LIFE AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME

I FEEL LIKE MARALYN MONROE JUST AFTER SHES HAD SEX WITH PRESIDENT KENNERDY AND THEN HE SAYS IM OFF IVE GOT IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DO ,AND FORGETS HER

PS IM GLAD I LEFT .

Do Wah, many many people leave and it's not until months later that you maybe think about it. Take the fart, sniff dribble poster.I've forgotten his name for the moment. He's been missing for 2 months and nobody has mentioned him.

YES BUT IM SPECIAL,EVEN THOUGH NO ONE NOTICES

It's like bumping into someone who is an acquaintance. You may not have seen him for a year but you've not realised. Happens to me regularly.

Have you got your heating allowance yet? Nice surprise, I'd forgotten about it.

IT WILL KEEP HAPPENINGV TO YOU ,WHILE YOUR SUPPING TOO MUCH IN WEATHERSPOONS

I always know when I've had enough Do Wah.


I fall over.

YES I GOT MY HEATING ALLOWENCE MY MAM AND ME ARE ARGUING OVER IT ,SHE NOT SATISFIED WITH HALF OF IT SHE WANTS IT ALL SHE SAYS ITS FOR THE HEATING ,IVE TOLD HER I DONT HAVE THE RADIATOR ON IN MY BEDROOM

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ah, so it's one allowance per family! I suppose that makes sense.

SHE SHOULD GET 300 BECAUSE SHES 88 ,BUT BECAUSE I LIVE THERE THEY GIVE HER 200,AND ME 200 ,I GIVE HER THAT 100,BUT SHES AFTER THE OTHER 100,IM NOT BUDGING ,

IT SEEMS UNKIND I KNOW BUT I MAKE HER A CUP OF TEA MOST MORNINGS

ANY ROAD I CANT TAK ANYMORE AS IVE LEFT

Thinly disguised, "2 weeks in Strangeways for parading around the high street with no pants on"

Fame has gone to your head Mr Diddy .. sir.

What have you done with your two weeks off Do Wah? Hope it was productive.

Max who?

I thought it was someone elses turn...of course you were missed.