Danny Dire

listen ere you facking muppet an pin back yer Britney's, you ever knock our Danny and you'll end up a facking ripple awight? sorted.

give 'im a slaaap...

Sorry, was just having a laugh. You won't tell him..will you?

keep ya facking ed down san and I'll av a fink about it

BB

who you avin a bubble at ya khant

some diabolical liberties being taken in this thread. reported.

Wasn't it Maxes Brother(forget his screen name,sorry ) that had Frankie as his Father ?
Mr Dyer has always been a plastic wannabe Gangster Spammers ****.
(From Wikipedia obviously)
Hope this helps.

oi oi,  I don't adam and eve it.... wats all this CAPER rand my manor eh? you aavin' a bubble bath or wat son? trouble and strife's avvin a right darby n' joan up ere'...shut ur noise or I'll come daaaaan the apple n pairs and kick the pony and trap attta ya bottle and glasses good n' propper..naaah then, don't let me catch ur boat races raaaan here again ya bunch of hampton wicks

Trainers= he calls Twotters

On my knees, meant no disrespect.
The pop, innit.
No really, when you think of Danny, only one thought keeps coming into the head: Legend.

Ordinary family man from Newham.

Still drives his young daughter from Chigwell to her dance class in Canning Town. 

Always gets slagged off by sad cases on here though.

If he did some Shakespearian acting you'd have something worth moaning about.

And yet this blow came in a week where celebrities once again revealed their incalculable worth to society. You can hardly have failed to notice that it was the 11th anniversary of 9/11, once again posing the question of how to commemorate such a momentous and world-changing tragedy adequately. Let us be thankful, then, for the celebrities of Twitter, there to provide us with an appropriate response. Of all the tributes, perhaps the most poignant and striking came from actor and TV presenter Danny Dyer, star of The Football Factory, Danny Dyer's I Believe In UFOs and – if LiS may be permitted to pick a favourite moment from his cinematic oeuvre – a YouTube film of a recent personal appearance at Rockafellas Night Club in Corby, Northants, that seems to largely consist of Dyer visibly struggling to get both his eyeballs to point in the same direction at the same time and saying weakly: "I'm a bit off me ****g nut."

But cometh the hour, cometh the geezer: here, finally, was the man with the insight, empathy and erudition to summarise in a few powerful words what we all felt about the terrorist attack that changed the world. "Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers," he tweeted, "it still freaks my nut out to this day."

LiS confesses its own nut is a little freaked out by the boundless possibilities inherent in this outbreak of what rappers call "real talk". It can only turn and address the nation's broadcasters. You have a year to assemble an appropriate tribute for the 12th anniversary of 9/11. The answer appears to be staring you in the face. Working title: Them Slags What Freaked My Nut Out – A Personal Reflection On 9/11 By Danny Dyer. Opening shot: footage of the doomed World Trade Centre gleaming in the morning sun. Voice-over: "Looks like laaahvley normal day, dunnit? Well, just you FACKIN' wait!" Pausing only to say the words "dramatic recreations", "Nick Love as director", and, most enticing of all, "former soccer hardman Vinnie Jones in a keffiyeh", Lost in Showbiz feels it can end its pitch there.

Danny spot on as usual now do one you mug

Danny dyer his acting truly is