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don't you already work for ITV?
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My name is of chitty quiz show
but looks like i could either be working on it soon , patrolling the streets of London with a tazer of on a lidl checkout scanning beans |
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not from that chitty show*
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haha or tazering people on the check out at Lidl.
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they fecking need tazered was in a few weeks ago , after all the hype on here gave it a bash , all animals crashing into each other fighting over the last salami
the beer aisles are basically gone so i just nashed in and out as soon as i could with a case of bavaria |
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I got "Apply Now - staff wanted at MI5 , British Airways, Morrisons and more"
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You now have a trojan on your PC and will have your bank account emptied !
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trojans from a well known agency in dunfermline , agencies are good guys wouldnt do this
dont trust banks anyway , money is under mattress and i sleep with a slugger baseball bat , so COME AHEAD |
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barry conway e has and more as w ell but wouldnt fit in header
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mine*
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Good to know the people who are too thick to work at ITV and Lidl still have a chance of employment
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![]() its like kevin bridges says , when you leave school you go in job centre get told you have no experience for phones4u but there is an army guy in corner offerring you a gun |
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hows it going pug , you looking in the force
any bets come up lately? mine have been poor |
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join the force*
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no think i will pass on that one lol
just been busy with correct score markets amongst other things - going not too bad mate hows tricks? |
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If you get the job in the Metropolitan Police you`ll need to change your chitchat name to The Equaliser
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