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There seem to be so many new shítty laws nowadays that 'protect' us under the guise of terrorist threats that the filth must get their jollies from and I'm only asking as a mate of mine told me earlier tonight that it's a criminal offence to have a recording on your computer of a hammer & tongs episode with your own fcukin' wife!
Is that really how bad it's got nowadays? Can you really be prosecuted for that?
What about the inevitable deviant turd of a copper that's tempted to collect a rampant database of local snatch?

My mate said a mate of his was reluctant to sell fágs any more around the pubs because that was a big concern for him - I'd be very interested in his files as his bird's rather tasty - alas, there isn't a Cosmo Smallpiece emoticon

As I also have a collection of pics/videos from the last decade or so (hey guys...just the NORMAL stuff) it's also something I'd be worried about...is it really the case that the filth examine your hard drive if you haven't paid your a parking ticket, council tax or for some other rag-arsed misdemeanour?

If so, just how the fcuk have the bastards in charge managed to 'look after us' in such a twisted manner under the greasy cloak of 'protection'?
I'd surmise that anyone of goosing age with a computer, capable of enticing some fanny into their depraved web of debauchery will have a hoard of pervery to rival mine.
It must be the case...even an apprentice corpse like me has managed to accrue a hard drive of bacchanalia so surely it's the norm and you lot as well to have a cyber-stash of gash?

Nobody else concerned?