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26 Nov 14
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BBC reported this yesterday:
The suicide bombers that killed 30 people in Nigeria were teenage girls in full muslim battledress.
So what do female suicide bombers get?
Apart from blown to bits.
The suicide bombers that killed 30 people in Nigeria were teenage girls in full muslim battledress.
So what do female suicide bombers get?
Apart from blown to bits.
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72 male virgins?
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Superior and more beautiful than the maiden virgins in heaven Taxi.
So their husbands will never stray. |
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They get to not be a Muslim women anymore.
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crags 26 Nov 14 02:11
72 male virgins? could just put an advert up on here  |
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Bukkakied by 16 dogs with 2 d1cks and their burkas covered in j i s m.
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Put into a stir fry?
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I'll tell you what they get, they get beaten and raped if they refuse to do it.
Death is preferable to the treatment they suffer at the hands of these animals. |
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Zazu • November 26, 2014 2:54 AM GMT
crags 26 Nov 14 02:11 72 male virgins? could just put an advert up on here Laugh |
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its 77 not 72
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As in Flight 77
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77 or 72 it does seem a much deal than we Christians get, I have yet to find a reference to virgins in the Bible.
Probably why they blow themselves and we don't, a higher incentive |
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To be more serious it is a tragedy in Nigeria, this is happening all the time
They are not far off civil war. Yes one can blame Islam, but why are these people turning to Islam?, and a pretty primitive version of it as well I also ask that question. Yet more useless waste of life  |
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the description of the virgins as as follows:
A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones are visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass. She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution. A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts, which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle. That's pervy old Muhammad's fantasy, but maybe a lady's version can be extracted from this template? |
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sounds like Letitia
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do you reckon? I pictured Rita Webb.
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All this fuss about virgins! Who would want one anyway. All the blood and mess the first time and worse still the question from them "What do you think you are doing?" And they call that Paradise!!
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well I was going to say Keira Knightley but the large breasts stuffed that one
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Liz to a tee
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72 x Liz would surely keep ANY suicide bomber happy.
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yes indeed
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Liz might even win the highly-coveted "Suicide Bombers Sweetheart" nomination this year.
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Just found the hadith..
A male houri is a most beautiful man with a transparent body. The marrow of his bones are visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. He looks like red wine in a white glass. He is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary man such as n0b cheese, búm gravy and belly button fluff. A male houri is a man of middle age, having a large winkie, which is thick at the base, and not inclined to dangle. |
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FGM reversal then a selection of stallions.
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A male houri is a man of middle age, having a large winkie, which is thick at the base, and not inclined to dangle.
may well rule a few of us out  |
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He is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary man such as n0b cheese, búm gravy and belly button fluff. A male houri is a man of middle age, having a large winkie, which is thick at the base, and not inclined to dangle.
^^^ to be fair ebul, I think most of chit-chat went full pelt over the first but tripped up at the second... |
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