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Bet she was glad tattooing your own name wasn't fashionable when she was young.
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Pity the stonemason who has to fit that on the headstone.
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worth 2.2 billion...Have any name you fancy
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must have had a canny job
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she made tv's for argos
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Poor woman wasn't even dead.
They took her to a hospital cos she'd been hitting the Sherry too hard, someone couldn't be bothered writing all that on her chart and just stuck on "D.O.A.", a porter came along seen it and whisked her off to the morgue. |