Mummy, why has Santas elf got her arms tattooed?

How many fingers?

In 20-30 years time when the current batch of dolphin and butterfly tattoed women have put on 4 stone and are strutting the beaches of Benidorm with their blobby mishapen "ink", it'll be quite the sight to behold.

I really should put my money into tattoo removal, be a better punt than anything you'll find on here .

They`ll still think it looks good on them