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THAT WAS ALL IN THE PAST WHEN I LOOKED LIKE DAVID CASSIDY AND DONNY OSMOND,AS I LOOK BACK IN LIFE SHE JUST USED ME LIKE MARALYN MONROE USED PRESEEDENT KENNERDY TO GET ON IN LIFE,AS TAYLOR SWIFT USED HARRY STYLES ,EVERYBODYS USED ME IN LIFE TO SUIT THEIR OWN NEEDS
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ANY ROAD AS MY EX WIFE USED TO SAY A LIFE BEING MARRIED TO A GAMBLING ALCOHOLICK IS NO LIFE AT ALL
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I USED TO THINK SHE JUST MOANED ALOT WHEN I WAS DRINKING,IT NEVER OCCURED TO ME THAT A HARD WORKING PROVIDER LIKE ME COULD BE A TW AT
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MY EX WIFE USED TO SAY ,EVEN WHEN YOU TAKE THE CHILDREN OUT ,ITS ALWAYS GOT TO BE ON YOUR TERMS,I SAID YOU JUST ASK HER ,SHE LOVES PICKING ALL THE TICKETS UP AT THE DOG TRACK
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SHE SAID THEY COULDNT HAVE PIANO LESSONS BECAUSE NO ONE WAS PREPAIRED TO TEACH THEM AFTER NIGHT RACING HAD FINISHED
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SHE SAID THEY WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO GO TO THE PICTURES WHICH HAD A BAR
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SHE SAID OTHER FATHERS WERE LOOKING FOR THE BEST RIDES FOR THEIR CHILDREN AT DISNEYLAND WHILE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A BAR
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ITs a good wee tune i cant remember it.
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THEN SHE BROUGHT THE HOLIDAY UP ,WHEN WE WENT TO PONTINS AT SOUTHPORT ,SHE SAID YOU PUT YOUR DAUGHTER ON THE NODDY TRAIN AND AFTER IT FINISHED YOU WERNT THERE TO MEET HER YOU WAS IN THE CAMPS BOOKIES ,I SAID IT WASNT MY FAULT THERE WAS A FALSE START
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SHE SAID EVEN WHEN YOU WENT TO THE OPEN GOLF AT ST ANNES ,THE SON IN LAW WAS ASTOUNDED WHEN YOU WENT TO THE INFORMATION DESK AS SOON AS YOU GOT IN ,AND ASKED IF THERE WAS A BOOKIES ON SIGHT,SHE SAID YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO SEE TIGER WOODS
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AND SHE ALWAYS BRINGS UP THE DAY WE GOT MARRIED ,SHE SAYS I KNEW I SHOULD NEVER HAVE MARRIED YOU AFTER YOU WERE F ING AND BLINDING WHEN YOU CAME TO PICK ME UP TO TAKE ME TO THE REGISTRAR AND I WASNT READY
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SHE NEVER LET ME FORGET IT, THAT I LOST ALL MY MONEY IN THE CASINO THE NIGHT BEFORE AND HAD TO BORROW MONEY OFF MY DAD FOR THE HONEYMOON,
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I TOLD HER MANY A TIME IM SURE I WOULDNT HAVE DONE IT IF I HADNT BEEN DRUNK
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I TOLD HER IT WAS PART HER FAULT ,SHE KNEW I CAME OFF A COUNCIL ESTATE
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WERE AN USUAL COUPLE I GAVE HER THE HOUSE THAT WAS PAYED FOR WHEN WE GOT A DEVORCE ,AND SHE PAYED FOR THE DEVORCE,
NOT MANY MEN GIVE THERE EX WIFE THEIR HOUSE ,I COULDNT SEE HER ON THE STREETS WHILE SHE WAS BEING TREATED FOR SEVERE DEPRESSSION |
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WE GET ON OK NOW ,SO LONG AS NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE THEN YOU CAN SEE THE COLOUR DRAIN OUT OF HER FACE
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its good therapy on here Do Wah' and free ..
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That record was ****, Delta, with respect.
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looked like donny osmond
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I'd forgotten just how bad The Dooleys were.
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