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twizzle22
30 Oct 14 13:35
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Weight 12 st 12lb
Height 6ft 0ins.
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Report History Maker • October 30, 2014 12:36 PM GMT
Why?
Report Capt__F • October 30, 2014 12:36 PM GMT
59
12 11
6 1
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 12:45 PM GMT
Nice to visualize fellow cit chatters.. Its not compulsory howeverHappy
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 12:47 PM GMT
Capt..you've done me in every categoryGrin
Report Angel Gabrial • October 30, 2014 12:50 PM GMT
This is like a version of Top Trumps
Report History Maker • October 30, 2014 12:52 PM GMT
34
11 10
5 11
Report Foinavon • October 30, 2014 12:59 PM GMT
69
11 3
5 7
Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2014 1:08 PM GMT
37
14 0
6 1
Report G1_Jockey_4 • October 30, 2014 1:14 PM GMT
41
13.5
5 11
Report SlippyBlue • October 30, 2014 1:19 PM GMT
48
12 st 4lbs
5' 9"
Report guinness2dear • October 30, 2014 1:28 PM GMT
48
17st 8lbs
6ft 4ins (and a bit)
Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2014 1:36 PM GMT
When do we get our matches so we can set up a date?
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 1:37 PM GMT
63
16-12
6-2
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 1:39 PM GMT
63
16-12 (from a high of 18-5)
6-2
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 1:40 PM GMT
Ladycakes and buffy will be along in a minute.
Report rob_dylan • October 30, 2014 1:40 PM GMT
36
11-8
5-7
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 1:41 PM GMT
buffy
not tall
not fat
not old
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 1:46 PM GMT
Buffy was aLove
Report doantwin2easy • October 30, 2014 1:48 PM GMT
40
13 8
6,3

WLTM SYF with own pulse - CAN ACCOMMODATE
Report SlippyBlue • October 30, 2014 1:48 PM GMT

Oct 30, 2014 -- 8:36AM, Crisp77 wrote:


When do we get our matches so we can set up a date?


guinness2dear and call me a taxi would be a good match. To be fair I wouldn't want either of them, I'd get squashed.

Report TheChaser • October 30, 2014 1:54 PM GMT
43 get told i look younger though
10 stone lightweight
5.11my

me in my prime

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Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 1:58 PM GMT
You've aged wellLaugh
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 1:59 PM GMT
43 get told i look younger though
10 stone lightweight
5.11my


Do you put pencils in your ears to stop you falling down drainholes?
Report TheChaser • October 30, 2014 2:02 PM GMT
Laugh
Report TheChaser • October 30, 2014 2:04 PM GMT
can still dance though




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Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2014 2:06 PM GMT
This is a handy guide of who it is best to insult and not insult on this forum Cool
Report TheChaser • October 30, 2014 2:07 PM GMT
i can see fat barsteward coming up a few times LaughLaugh
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 2:09 PM GMT
Waiting for naydam
47
13-7
4ft nuffink
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 2:24 PM GMT
Laugh
Report History Maker • October 30, 2014 3:31 PM GMT
This is a handy guide of who it is best to insult and not insult on this forum

Why insult anyone?
Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2014 3:35 PM GMT

Oct 30, 2014 -- 7:52AM, History Maker wrote:


3411 105 11


Ok. I'll be nice. Plain

Report scandanavian_haven • October 30, 2014 3:56 PM GMT
A shameless fishing thread Laugh

Think I'm probably too young to be here going by the above
Report Deltâ • October 30, 2014 4:07 PM GMT
30
7st 7lb
5ft 2in
Report laroche • October 30, 2014 4:21 PM GMT
Two observations on the scores so far

a) Everyone has used imperial units for weight and height

b) Without actually calculating anything, I reckon all bar one (possibly two) have a body mass index above the average
Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2014 4:29 PM GMT
BMI doesn't take into account athletic physiques Plain
Report SlippyBlue • October 30, 2014 4:29 PM GMT
Laroche, my BMI is 25.3 which suggests I'm a bit overweight which is an absolute croc as I'm not in the slightest. I never pay much attention to that index, people like Frank Bruno in his pomp for example would be classified as obese when there was not an ounce of fat on him.
Report i_agree_with_nick • October 30, 2014 4:43 PM GMT
49
11st 7lb
6ft 2in
Report laroche • October 30, 2014 4:46 PM GMT
Crisp and Slippy

I agree. Rugby players are perhaps the most extreme example.
Report aasbff • October 30, 2014 4:48 PM GMT
Age: 24

Weight: 10st 7lbs

Height: 5ft 9in
Report johnizere • October 30, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
65
12-13 (just checked)
5-11+3/16"
just about perfect, I'd say?
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 5:25 PM GMT
After eating a packet of Badgers hogbitepork scratchings i now weigh 13 stone 6 lbs..kinbollox
Report themightymac • October 30, 2014 5:32 PM GMT
6ft 2in

12st 5lbs

Like Roger Milla, I don`t know my exact age Crazy
Report themightymac • October 30, 2014 5:33 PM GMT
g2d makes me feel like a dwarf Cry
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 5:33 PM GMT
King of the road^^^
Report SlippyBlue • October 30, 2014 5:36 PM GMT

Oct 30, 2014 -- 12:32PM, themightymac wrote:


6ft 2in12st 5lbsLike Roger Milla, I don`t know my exact age


Indeed mac, me too. I was a fearless tackler in my day but I wouldn't want that mad Paddy charging at me with the ball under his arm and the try line in sight. Shocked

Report SlippyBlue • October 30, 2014 5:38 PM GMT
"g2d makes me feel like a dwarf" Multi tasking, picked the wrong post. Carry on, nothing to see here.
Report themightymac • October 30, 2014 5:43 PM GMT
LaughLaugh I knew what you meant slippy LaughLaugh
Report guinness2dear • October 30, 2014 6:40 PM GMT
Ahhh, O'Slips, i miss handing off the hookers...

Perhaps i should rephrase that?

I have in fact lost about 2 inches in height since my pomp. And i tink the same off my wanger. Which is rather depressing..
Report Thin and Crispy • October 30, 2014 6:47 PM GMT
The older I get the bigger my dick gets...and the fewer the opportunities to use it.......life can be cruel.
Report pumphol. • October 30, 2014 6:49 PM GMT
53
100st
5ft 9in
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 6:51 PM GMT
YOU FAT BA$TARD..YOU FAT BA$TARDLaugh
Report pumphol. • October 30, 2014 6:53 PM GMT
Annual taking out of  my windows tomorrow so I can go shopping at Lidl's Mischief
Report treble • October 30, 2014 7:12 PM GMT
34
9st 9lbs
5,5

I'm a proper little squirt.
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 7:23 PM GMT
Blimey..if you didn't sink a couple of fosters every night you would fckin disappearLaugh
Report Pokermonster • October 30, 2014 7:36 PM GMT
The largest Chit Chatter was probably Munch Man (anyone remember him)?  He sought me out to play pool some years ago.  He was quite an old gentlemen, but a veritable giant.  I would guess at 6 foot 8 and about twenty odd stone.
Report seaview • October 30, 2014 7:42 PM GMT
66.10
5'9''
11st 3lbs
BMI. 23
BP. 119/73
RHR.51
IQ 131
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
Happy 67th birthday in December seaview.
Report Fenway • October 30, 2014 7:50 PM GMT
Knocking on
Thinner than I was, fatter than I'll be
Used to be about 6', but shrinking
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 7:52 PM GMT
Kop out FennersLaugh
Report laroche • October 30, 2014 7:53 PM GMT
64
11st 7lbs
6ft 1in
Report Fenway • October 30, 2014 7:59 PM GMT
Second effort:

A little younger than twizzle22
A little heavier than twizzle22
Used to be the same height as twizzle22, but ankylosing spondylitis has taken its toll
Report seaview • October 30, 2014 7:59 PM GMT
that would be 66.11

Same as Lewis Hamilton,another winner.
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 8:01 PM GMT
Fenners..that will do mateyGrin
Report Fenway • October 30, 2014 8:04 PM GMT
We should have a game of golf twizzle, 'Stack and Tilt' versus 'Hit and Hope'.
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 8:05 PM GMT
LaughLaugh
Report Hank Hill • October 30, 2014 8:07 PM GMT
Almost 40 Cry
11.5 st
5'9
Report seaview • October 30, 2014 8:07 PM GMT
Do you need any account, pin numbers and cash balances for you survey.
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 8:11 PM GMT
Very generous of you seaview..i had a bad day today..fire away..pens at the ready
Report seaview • October 30, 2014 8:16 PM GMT
sort code ** ** **

Acc No ********

Cash.20's Mattress.very comfortable
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 8:20 PM GMT
And you live where exactly?(prefer cash)
Report seaview • October 30, 2014 8:31 PM GMT
DYOR .Clue.  *******
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
Forget it..wonga's much easier to deal withWink
Report DartsnBooze • October 30, 2014 10:19 PM GMT
Another profile quiz.
48
12st 5lb (record high of 14st 8lb 5 months ago)
5'10
waist 33
Report call me a taxi • October 30, 2014 11:55 PM GMT
pumphol.   
30 Oct 14 18:49 
53
100st
5ft 9in


A hundred stone?????

Take your fecking wallet out of your back pocket.
Report pumphol. • October 31, 2014 12:17 AM GMT
I was overloaded with bricks to throw at windows of people I don't like, it was a long round hence the carrying of overweight Mischief
Report Clarky9 • October 31, 2014 7:59 AM GMT
31
10st 3lbs
7ft 1in
Report twizzle22 • October 31, 2014 8:10 AM GMT
Just out of interest d&b how did you manage to lose so much weight in such a short space of time..well done by the way.
Report guinness2dear • October 31, 2014 10:59 AM GMT
Clarky9 = Billy Whizz
Report lybertyne • October 31, 2014 12:54 PM GMT
29
5'11"
11st.
Report call me a taxi • October 31, 2014 6:05 PM GMT
Pokermonster
30 Oct 14 19:36   
The largest Chit Chatter was probably Munch Man (anyone remember him)?  He sought me out to play pool some years ago.  He was quite an old gentlemen, but a veritable giant.  I would guess at 6 foot 8 and about twenty odd stone.


There were two posters with almost the same chatname, Robbie Box and Robbie_Box.
One of them was 6-5 and 25 stones.
Report liamcol • October 31, 2014 7:22 PM GMT
Pokermonster 30 Oct 14 19:36 Joined: 14 Sep 04 | Topic/replies: 7,105 | Blogger: Pokermonster's blog
The largest Chit Chatter was probably Munch Man (anyone remember him)?  He sought me out to play pool some years ago.  He was quite an old gentlemen, but a veritable giant.  I would guess at 6 foot 8 and about twenty odd stone.


I remember chatting with Munch Man, long ago, his name derives from the fact that he could put backspin on a golf ball, rather than his eating habits.
Report call me a taxi • November 1, 2014 12:37 PM GMT
northernlad sent this:

58
5 feet 1
6 stones 8 pounds

no wonder he had anger issues, most asians are taller than him Laugh
Report Mc Moonbeam • November 1, 2014 1:05 PM GMT
38ish
6 ft ish
13 stone ish
Report Paddy Hair • November 2, 2014 1:15 AM GMT
50
16st 5lbs
6ft 2in

according to the BMI tables at the Docs, I am short for my weight.
Report themightymac • November 2, 2014 1:17 AM GMT
Chit Chatters all seem to be giants. LaughLaugh
Report Gnarley • November 2, 2014 2:19 AM GMT
Give it 4 years and a bit of luck, I could have the stats of Paddy Hair.

46
15st 7lbs
6' 1"

Trouble from my point of view is that I have four long (and skinny) limbs with a feckin' mahoosive lower torso.

A measurement around the middle (belly button not waist) is a cruel b'stard number whether that's by imperial or metric calibrations.
Cry
Report Foinavon • November 2, 2014 10:17 AM GMT
Trouble from my point of view is that I have four long (and skinny) limbs with a feckin' mahoosive lower torso.

Gnarley, you could be describing a racehorse.
Report call me a taxi • November 2, 2014 1:27 PM GMT
I've backed Gnarley for the July Cup next year.
Report Gnarley • November 3, 2014 4:45 AM GMT
On CMAT's basis alone I've decided that the only way forward is to supplement meeself for the July Cup and cash in on the ante post price.
I'l try to strip fitter come raceday chaps however I'm a lay (down) all day long.

Being a lanky fat fook ain't ever gone win a prize in my book.
Report call me a taxi • November 3, 2014 12:14 PM GMT
got you with guiness2dear for the grand national in a double.
Report xmoneyx • November 3, 2014 12:59 PM GMT
53
15st-9
5-10

im just obese

am I meringue
Report kenny mann • November 3, 2014 1:03 PM GMT
65 Sad  12st 12lb  5-10 and a bit
Report Foinavon • November 3, 2014 3:47 PM GMT
Why so sad Kenny? You're still a young buck.
Report Ivor • November 3, 2014 3:55 PM GMT
You're all huge!

60
5'6
11'6
Report Crisp77 • November 3, 2014 3:58 PM GMT
Says the man who is 11 foot 6 inches tall Grin
Report call me a taxi • November 3, 2014 7:06 PM GMT
Laugh
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