The Apprentice

I wouldn't watch these videos with my worst enemies eyes

These plums only had to bring out Monkey Tennis or Inner City Sumo and they'd have it sewn up.

Surprisingly none of them did a video about insightful business advice

Young pretty boy Ollie has pimped himself out something rotten there

Here we go

Treble firing

Goodbye Sarah methinks

Blondie without make-up

odds on the black fella gets it,

1 down

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

2 down

Hattrick

BLIMEY O REILLY is the treble up

Carry on firing with Sid James

deary me, please lord sugar please

better man than me, firing 3 times in a few minutes

Taxi driver having steak tonight

feck me ..how low would you go.......................

wish one would say, feck him the pot face so un so

what bullshat Lord Sugar "i can spot no hopers"

he knows who are the no hopers from the start as he has their ideas and business plans ffs

its getting like x factor,this so fixed for sensationalism

deluded

Amazing scenes. First ever treble firing.

Joke programme full of clowns.

Last week the programme was about making the highest profit margins, and Sugar awarded the task to the team making the lower margin

the preview of next weeks show looks like  car crash TV

Should be renamed "I'm a fickwit - get the f#ck outa here"

Did Steven grow up going to church every day? His speech -- flowery, uplifting, but almost content free -- brought to mind a new-age preacher. The irony was that when he eventually did get to the point, he was often right: for instance, when in week one, he argued for collecting the tee-shirts rather than driving miles merely to flog a sack of spuds.

I was sad to see Ella Jade fired, mainly because I still have not worked out who she reminds me of, and it will now bug me to the end of the series. She had to go though. You have to doubt (and so must Lord Sugar) the dedication of someone who wants to work in film or television production but who does not have their own Youtube channel. All the same, her pathetic pleading at the end did not make pleasant viewing and might perhaps have been left on the cutting room floor in view of her recent bereavement (her father died last week, it was revealed on You're Fired).

The winners' treat -- an Icelandic lagoon -- was arguably the best for many a series, and a welcome return to form by the treat-buyer.

Lauren was perhaps fortunate not to be taken back to the boardroom. She, and not Sarah, was running the subteam which uploaded the videos without titles or descriptions, rendering them invisible to searches. It was a task-losing blunder.

Solomon did well running the winning team, and showed he'd taken on board how the task would be judged when he immediately overruled his subteam to choose the collaborator with the biggest number of followers.

I cant believe so many people actually think this show is real and that these people are picked for anything other than to create an entertaining programme.

I was told its actually written by the people who were responsible for The Office but that is kept quiet for obvious reasons.

Of course it is contrived for entertainment purposes but is also real in the sense there is a £250,000 prize at the end. It is like Dragon's Den with an obstacle course.

Actually, Lindsay, the swimming teacher who effectively resigned last week, might have done better on the actual Dragons Den, as Duncan likes to invest in franchising existing successful businesses. Not that any of the Dragons puts up £250,000.

The Dragons dont actually put up money to lots of people who accept their offers. Whats shown on TV and what happens afterwards are two different things.

Would any self respecting entrepreur appear on that drivel of a "show" - NO?
They would be on here selling their highly successful laying website to all the deserving and perceptive forumites.
You know you want to look, it's www.lay ..... no, I don't want to be accused of spamming.
You won't find it on Google, only selected forumites are invited in.

the irish blonde

She's probably the pick of a bad bunch this year

even without a bad bunch shes pretty fit mate, have to laugh at the other blonde, she thinks shes fit and class, wat age is she? Must be pushing 40?

She looks 40 but I think the BBC gives her age as 32

Roisin is the Irish lady accountant -- not sure she covered herself in glory making candles last week. Gave a stern lecture on the importance of maintaining margins then sanctioned a fire sale with team members plucking prices out of the air. And she personally scuppered a high value sale to the hotel by offloading all the reed diffusers to a gift shop at a far lower price.

On the plus side, I got to learn there is such a product as a "reed diffuser".

yea roisin is fit, other bird only 32 , id say shes slept with a few to get to the top

What about the skanky Asian bird with the Manc accent?  Seems to talk some sense.

I would take Lauren over Roisin without a doubt (though she's a bit strange looking - a bit like a doll).

Nothing in this series to rival Liz Locke though (google her if you don't remember - cracking).

I'd make Roisin damp

completely daddist. they could have been more diplomatic and just gone with fat c*** or something.