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28 Oct 14
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THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE , THEY GO ROUND CALLING PEOPLE IDIOTS WHEN THEY DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SAY
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MY COUNCELLOR HAS TOLD ME TO STAY WELL AWAY FROM THEM,BECAUSE THEY USUALLY HAVE SMELLY BUMS
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MY COUNCELLOR SAID THEY THINK THEY CAN CALL YOU AN IDIOT AND THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENSIES ,SHE SAID THEY DONT REALISE THEY COULD BE TALKING TO CARAMMEL JOE FROM THE QUALITY STREET GANG
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sSHE SAID ITS A GOOD JOB YOUVE BEEN TO ANGER MANAGEMENT LESSONS DO WAH DIDDY OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT HAZELNUT HAZEL AND FINGERS FUDGE ON THEIR TRAIL
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I SAID YEARS AGO THEY WOULD HAVE UPSET ME , BUT NOT NOW THEIR NOT WORTH IT ,I JUST WRITE STUPID THREADS INSTEAD
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AND THEN SUDDENLY FROM NOWHERE A GREAT WHITE WHALE APPEARED ON THE HORIZON,I SHOUTED CHRISTIAN GET THE HARPOONS AND THE ROWING BOATS READY WERE GOING AFTER MOBY DICK,AND THEN MY MOTHER SHOUTED ,IM NOT HAVEING THAT TALK IN MY HOUSE
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I LIKE YOUR POSTS DO WAH.
I ALSO HAVE SHINY HUBCAPS. |
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Is it a double innuendo for bust big jug ladies??
Don't most cars now have allots as standard? |
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CALL ME A TAXI YOUR OK IM NOT ON ABOUTVYOU THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE GOING
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MONEY TREE IVE SEEN YOU ON THE FINANTIAL THREADS ,I NEVER REALISED THERES ALOT MORE TO YOU THAN MEETS THE EYE
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hes calling blades out ...
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DELTA I REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN I WAS IN THE BAR OF THE GOLDEN NUGGET SALOON IN DODGE CITY AND DOC HOLIDAY CHEATED AT POKER ,I CALLED HIM OUT IN THE STREET,HE SAID SHOULD I BRING MY GUN OUTSIDE ,I SAID NO JUST A PAIR OF SKIPPING ROPES I JUST WANT TO PLAY SKIPPING TODAY
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I NEVER DRUNK ALOT IN THE GOLDEN NUGGETT WHEN I WAS GAMBLING PLAYING CARDS,THERE WAS ALWAYS SOME BIG MOUTH WHO WANTED A GUN FIGHT
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IT DOESNT MATTER HOW FAST YOU RUN THEM BULLETS ALWAYS TRAVELLED FASTER,I ALWAYS RAN BACKWARDS IT WASNT TO SAVE ME FROM BEING SHOT IN THE BACK,IT WAS BECAUSE ID PUT MY SHOES ON BACK TO FRONT
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I ONCE REMEMBER BILLY THE KIDD BEING IN THE GOLDEN NUGGETT SALOON NOT BILLY THECKIDD THE GUN SLINGER BUT BILLY THE KISD GOAT ,HED ESCAPED OFF THE WALTONS HOMESTEAD
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BONNIE AND CLYDE WERE REGULARS AT THE GOLDEN NUGGETT ON WEDNESDAYS AS ALL THE BANKS USED TO CLOSE ON WEDNESDAYS IN THEM DAYS
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THE CLITHEROE KIDD CAME IN ONE DAY ,I SAID HELLO CLITHEROE WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE ,HE SAID HIS HORSE BOLTED IN BURNLEY AND HE WAS NOT ABLE TO STOP IT
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A WAGGON TRAIN ONCE PASSED THROUGH DODGE CITY ,NOT A STEAM ONE A HORSE ONE ,
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THERE WAS ALOT OF GOLD MINERS THAT USED TO COME THROUGH AS WELL ,I TOLD THEM I DIDNT EVEN KNOW GOLD BURNED
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A HERD OF COWS CAME SRAIGHT UP DODGE STREET MAIN STREET ,YOU COULDNT SEE COWBOYS FOR S H I T
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I SAID COULSNT YOUNTAKE THEM ROUND THE BACK ,THE TRAIL BOSS SAID ,YOULL BE WANTING US TO HOUSE TRAIN THEM NEXT
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A NICE LADY ASKED ME WHEN THE NEXT WELLS FARGO COACH WAS LEAVING FOR CHIGAGO ,I SAID WHY ARE YOU GOING TO START A NEW LIFE THERE, SHE SAID MIND YOUR OWN F ING BUISNESS,
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A RED INDIAN THEN SAID STICK EM UP AND GIVE ME YOUR ROLEX WATCH,I SAID ARE YOU DRUNK.HE SAID WHY ,I SAID YOU MUST BE BECAUSE THEVE NOT BEEN INVENTED YET
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I WAS ONLY PUT IN JAIL ONCE IN DODGE CITY,AND THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I HAENT PAID MY TV LICENSE.MY EX WIFE WAS HUNG FOR BEING A HORSE THIEF ,I TOLD THE JUDGE SHED PINCHED MINE WHEN SHE WOULDNT LEND ME SOME MONEY TO GO FOR A DRINK ONE AFTERNOON
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I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE DALTON BROTHERS ,WE USED TO SING WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE RIVER ON THE STAGE WHEN WE HAD A DRINK
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I DONT MEAN THE STAGE IN THE GOLDEN NUGGETT I MEAN THE STAGE COACH WHICH WE DROVE IN THERE WHEN WE HAD HAD A DRINK
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I WAS THE ONE WHOM LEARNT CALAMITTY JANE TO RIDE A STAGE COACH
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CALAMITTY USED TO ALWAYS LOOK INTO MY EYES AND AND SAY DO WAH DIDDY YOUR PI SS ED AGAIN,
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It`s been quite warm today, like a summers day around noon.
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I SAID IVE ONLY HAD TWO PINTS ,SHE SAID IF YOU CARRY ON DRINKING LIKE YOU DO ,ONE DAY YOULL END UP AT ALCOHOLICS ANNONOMOUSE ,I SAID CALAMITY IS THIS A BACK TO THE FUTURE THREAD
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SHANLEE 1966 ,I REMEMBER YOU ,JUST LIKE I REMEMBER BATTLE OF HASTINGS 1066
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He`s my brother Diddley
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Then around 4pm it turned overcast and 4.20 started raining.
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My grass has grown over 2" in just over a week.
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Then there was 1666
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SHANLEE YOUR MY KIND OF MAN YOU MEASURE YOUR GRASS GROWTH ,YOUR HEADMASTER AT SCHOOL WOULD BEVPROUD THAT YOU HAD LEARNT HOW TO MEASURE
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I`m equally comfortable in imperial or metric.
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Oh and don`t forget to raise the height of your mower blades this time of year.
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OK SHANLEE ,NOTED
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I`ve just had my blade sharpened.
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