IM HOMEAPHOBIC, RACIST ,AND LIKE TO EAT MEAT, IS THERE ANY HOPE FOR ME

IVE TRIED WAKING UP AND SAID IM GOING TO CHANGE ,BUT I JUST CANT NO MATTER WHAT I DO

What are you hoping for?

Find yourself an African, vegetarian boyfriend and reassess in 3 months time.

IVE ASKEE THE DOCTOR FOR SOME PILLS TO HELP ME ,HE SAID DO YOU YOU WANT TO END UP A DRUGY LIKE ALL THE OTHERS THAT CANT COPE WITH IT ALL

I SAID I WAS BORN AT THE WRONG TIME ,THE DOCTOR SAID YOU WERE BORN AT THE RIGHT TIME 9 MONTHS AFTER CO OPULATION

I could give you some Ebola, if you like?

I SAID ITS NOT FAIR YOU WONT GIVE ME DRUGS AND I CANT DRINK BECAUSE IM A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC,HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO COPE WITH LIFE WITH ALL THIS GOING ON ,HE SAID JUST LIKE THE REST OF US ,ONLY WE CAN DRINK BECAUSE WE WERNT SO GREEDY LIKECYOU WITH THE ALCOHOL

ISAID EVEN THE JERAMY KYLE SHOWS ARE MOSTLY REPEATS IVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO

I have plenty Ebola for sale

HE SAID HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF FINDING GOD,I SAID I CANT FIND MY KEYS MOST OF THE TIME WHAT CHANCE HAVE I OF FINDING HIM

He's easy to find, Do wah.  Just look inside your head.

HE SAID YOUR 65 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GOING TO SWITZERLAND AND ENDING IT ALL ,I SAID IM NOT JUMPING OFF A MOUNTAIN NO MATTER HOW DEPRESSED I AM

Swazziland is better for that.

I SAID YOUR MY DOCTOR YOU SHOULDNT BE TELLING ME TO GO TO SWITZERLAND TO END IT ALL ,HE SAID WHAT AND MISS MY 20 POUND FREE VOUCHER OFF THOMAS COOK IF YOU FLY WITH THEM

do wah ..feck um all...love you man..(but not in a homosensual way)

**** you don't sofi!

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THE DOCTOR SAID DO WAH DIDDY YOUR A RACIST ,A HOMEAPHOBIC AND A MEAT EATER

I SAID JUST CALL ME OLD FASHIONED  YOUR UPSETTING ME

You're old fashioned.

Feeling better now, Do wah?

THE DOCTOR SAID YOUR TALKING TO THE WRONG ONE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME DO WAH SIDDY ,I SAID WHY DOCTOR .HE SAID BECAUSE IM A GAY VEGETARIAN FROM SOMALIA

Would you like some more Ebola?

We can up your doseage, quite easily.

The real problem, however, is the VACCINATION 666

I SAID I DONT GET MY GLASSES FROM SPECSAVERS TILL NEXT WEDNESDAY,HE SAID IM GETTING YOU TAKEN OFF MY LIST OF PATIENTS , I SAID ITS OK TO GET RID MY SORT ,BUT ITS A DIFFERENT STORY IF I TRY TO GETVRID OF YOUR SORT

HE SAID LEAVE MY SURGERY , I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT I BET ITS A COUNCIL SURGERY

HE SAID YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE A DOCTOR IF IT WASNT FOR THE LIKES OF ME,I SAID IF IT WASNT FOR THE LIKES OF YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY ID BE ABLE TO SEE THREE DOCTORS TWO GAMBLING COUCELLORS TWO ALCOHOL COUNCELLORS ANS A VET FOR MY DOG(i havent got a dog but he doesnt know that)

I would say cut out the meat and you'll be right as rain.

Do Wah, the only difference between you and 80% of the population is that you are better at spelling.
Forget about it and just get on with life.

OK I KNOW I SHOULDNT BE ON HERE ,BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU CANT DRINK ALCOHOL AND HAVE NO MONEY TO GAMBLE ,AND YOU CANT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE YOUR WILLY TAKES NO NOTICE OF WHAT YOUR THINKING,IVE TRIED JIG SAWS AND LEGO ITS NOT THE SAME

Of course you should be on here, everybody reads your threads.

WOMEN WANT A MAN WHO CAN PERFORM UNLESS THEIR MARRIED TO HIM

A nice girlfriend wouldn't worry about your willy. You could do jigsaws together and drink Pepsi

How about taking up bowls?

You could both watch gogglebox,it's what most people do.

IM GOING NOW ,IVE GOT AN EXCITING DAY TOMORROW I CAN WATCH THE MAN  FROM NUMBER 26 GO PAST MY WINDOW WITH HIS DOG HE TAKES IT FOR A WALK ON A SUNDAY PAST MY WINDOW,HE MIGHT TAKE IT TO CHURCH AS HE WEARS HIS SUIT AND HIS WIFE WEARS A NICE DRESS AND THE DOG HAS A PRAYER BOOK IN ITS MOUTH INSTEAD OF A BALL

Don't forget to put your clocks back or you might miss them.

Goodnight Do Wah.
You could follow the man to church tomorrow. They will welcome you in and you could sing some hymns. You could go every week as long as you pay them £5 every Sunday in the offering and you might meet somebody nice.

POKERMONSTER DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT BOWLS I USED TO PLAY ALOT ,BUT I STARTED LOOSING ALOT OF MY MATCHES ,SO I STARTED CHEETING AND IT PLAYED ON MY MIND ,THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN A COMPULSIVE GAMBLING RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC CHEETING BOWLER

YES I COULD MEET SOMEBODY NICE ,BUT I WOULD ONLY MAKE THEM UNHAPPY IN THE END ,IVE TOLD YOU IVE CHANGED I WOULDNT WISH ME ON MY WORST ENEMY

GOODNIGHT FOINAVON AND EVERYONE ,

Good night, sir.

That's where you are wrong. There's somebody out there for everyone. You just need to go out of the house to meet them, starting tomorrow.

MY EX WIFE HAS BREAST CANCER AND HAD A BREAST OFF AND LOST HER HAIR AND GOING THROUGH KEMOTHERAPY,EVEN THOUGH I VE BEEN DEVORCED FOR 7 YEARS AND LIVED WITH MY MAM FOR ABOUT13 YEARS WE STILL GET ON OK ,I DONT WANT TO LIVE WITH HER BUT I WOULD NEVER GO WITH ANYONE ELSE ,EVEN THOUGH I DID WHEN I WAS MARRIED IN THE EARLY YEARS .
PLEASE DONT REPLY TO THIS

ok

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iTwlfDuG2s

I hope this cheers you up Do Wah Diddy.

"I'm a homophobic, racist, who likes to eat red meat"

I believe I recogise that piece of writing Do Wa Diddy, wasn't that your opening sentence from your application letter to become a UKIP candidate?


P.S.

Congratulations on your acceptance by the way. They liked your style.