A Standing Ovation to the person who can guess who i am...

Is it Kylie ?

Is it Kylie ?....no chance

Frank Maloney?

Frank Maloney?..............what a fooking great answer,i wish it was right...

are you straight ?

Are you a singer?
Are you British?

this really is an obscure female...not your average chick....




one clue i will give is FOOD


a standing ovation is the least you would expect if you get the answer.....

are you straight ?......i am..



Are you a singer?.........no
Are you British?......................im going with yes for this question....

Are you the Irish surgeon that does the hemorrhoid transplants...................

Lady Gaga

Are you the Irish surgeon that does the hemorrhoid transplants..............feck me they have all been let out tonight......is there a full moon, can anyone tell me...

Are you a TV cook?

Lady Gaga......no.....but it was her meat dress that made you think of her ,i bet...

"standing Ovation" threw me................

Are you a TV cook?...........no

Are you still living?

Are you a politician?

winners here usually take a bow,but for this one a "standing Ovation".....that's how hard i think this one is.....

Are you an actress?

Are you still living?.......i will answer this by saying i never died....


Are you a politician?........no

Are you an actress?.....no

Are you a cartoon character?
Are you a ghost?

Are you a cartoon character?

Were you part of an advertising campaign for a food product?

Are you a cartoon character?......................i dont want to mislead you but im not a cartoon
Are you a ghost?...........................no

Are you a cartoon character?............i dont want to mislead you but im not a cartoon

Were you part of an advertising campaign for a food product?...no

Are you a statue?

are you human ?

Are you a statue?...........no


are you human ?.................no

r.u a undertaker

Maris Piper?

r.u a undertaker........................no


Maris Piper?.........................no.......a king edward........

Are you a puppet?
Are you the one and only Miss Piggy?

a ballet dancer

a fishmonger

a pimp

a alien

Are you a puppet?......................im a sort of puppet........so il say yes to your question
Are you the one and only Miss Piggy?............great answer .......sadly no..

a alien

It's an alien Kweeveen fussy about things like that.

ARE YOU AN ANIMAL

a ballet dancer.....no
a fishmonger.no

a pimp....no

an alien.........yes....great question..

mother goose

ARE YOU AN ANIMAL..........yes

mother goose....no

The soup dragon

the cow who jumped over the moon

The soup dragon..................you clever clever person you.........


A STANDING OVATION FOR ANUBIS7.......TAKE A BOW SON


The Soup Dragon: a benign (female) creature with a penchant for Green Soup. The Soup Dragon dwells in the soup wells within the Clangers' planet, she is often summoned by tapping on the top of what look like small inactive volcanoes, she slides the lid back and then takes a jug from (usually) small clanger which she then fills for them to eat. A green glow is visible beneath her when she emerges, suggesting some kind of energy source down there......

Thanks,Kweeveen.

wd Geez

N1 Anubis. I vaguely remember the character.
A Scottish band named themselves The Soup Dragons. Came from just outside Glasgow.

soft as your face