Rubbish Actors

Stuart Whitmore...Hugh Grant...William Shatner...George Hamilton...

Dalip Tahil portrayed Dan Ferreira in Eastenders and was so bad at acting he was deported.  True story. He made Jimi Harkishan look like Lee Strasberg.

This guy would be the winner then, except for the semi-legendary.......

TOMMY WISEAU of "The Room" fame...some clips on YouTube...

"Why Lisa why? Why you are doing these TO me? Why Lisa why why? Why TO me? You are PART of me, my life, Lisa WHY?? You are TEARING ME APART LISA! Do yer unterstant me Lisa? Do you? Do you? Unterstant? Me? Doughnut war, hay? I steal love ewe, Lisa!"

Stan Richards aka Seth Armstrong aka Kenny Mann

Ben who use to be in easetenders , he's stupid glasses were better at acting than him

Nicholas Cage

Fizz from Corrie

Takes method acting to a new level.

Simon ****face Pegg

All easetenders male actors (apart from Max),, if there was no easetenders , which supermarket would they work for ?

Charlie Sheen
Steven 'cherry blossom' Seagull
Arnie

Obviously Dev in Corrie.

And I just think that Simon in Inbetweeners just couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Nicholas Lyndhurst. Was good as a young Rodney but down hill ever since. Pathetic in New Tricks.

Talking of which......

David Jason as Frost always had me in howls of laughter. I half expected DangerMouse to walk on screen..

Derek Thompson (aka Charlie) in Casualty.

Why does being called Derek Thompson equate to the British Kite Mark standard in imbecility?

michael caine

Benedict Cumberbatch  : a hyped-up mediocre actor

bill roache(ken barlow)...end of thread

Vinnie Jones. What a complete and utter odious tool that bloke is. I have met him at the dogs a few times.

I'm surprised you never mentioned.......


Jeff Bridges, O'Slips?

uh oh...

this aggression will not stand, man

Amy Turtle(nap)

The Big Leboreski.

I will give him Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (begrudgeingly)

Have i mentinoed how poor George Clooney was in.....

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Having said that..... Bridges was playing opposite Mr Pinocchio himself - Clint Eastwood

Bridges probably thought he was Sir Larry whilst making that movie..

her from brookside

anna friel

Be it TV or Radio, I always switch off when I hear, todays drama stars....Martin Jarvis.
I don't bother to find out which of these he is playing: posh schoolboy, posh guy who works in law, posh journalist, posh antiques dealer, posh small businessman or just an allround poshbloke.

Why does being called Derek Thompson equate to the British Kite Mark standard in imbecility?

That's really made me laugh Roger!

Yep, excellent..

Oct 21, 2014 -- 3:44PM, knot in wood wrote:

michael caine

Bit unfair!

He's a funny one though, Michael Caine. He's been is some true dross:

Jaws: The Revenge
Beyond The Poseidon Adventure
Harry Brown
On Deadly Ground
The Jigsaw Man
Blame It on Rio
The Swarm

But also plenty of high-quality stuff:
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Alfie
Educating Rita
The Man Who Would Be King
The Eagle Has Landed
Mona Lisa
Little Voice
Gambit

And the occasional 'Great':
Zulu
Get Carter
The Dark Knight
The Ipcress File
The Italian Job
Funeral In Berlin

He's admitted that some of his output has not been that clever over the years, but puts that down to wanting to keep working. Fair enough IMO.

Mike Reid (bless his soul)

Clive Owen

Oct 21, 2014 -- 5:13PM, guinness2dear wrote:

Having said that..... Bridges was playing opposite Mr Pinocchio himself - Clint EastwoodBridges probably thought he was Sir Larry whilst making that movie..

Guinness2dear, anymore comments like that from you and I'll have no alternative but to put you on the naughty step again and you know how much you don't like it when I do that so be warned....

I feel like i've been sat on a canal bank with a crab line for 24 hours.

Matthew Perry - Chandler from Friends. Watch ANY time he is trying to be seriouos or sincere. He ALWAYS scratches the back of his heasd, its like he thinks that means its real.

Bridges rubs his chin

tom cruise ... surely?

ffs.....gotta be the rock....duwayne something

liam neeson i don't get, same in every film

Sod. British Kite marks, Velasquez actually gave you all the standard international unit of sh1t acting early on.  Tommy Wiseau.  I hadnt heard of him until twenty minutes ago and am hooked on youtube and The Room.  It is beyond bad.

In fact we my have actally found something chit chat agree on.  I challenge anyone to lookup tommy Wiseau and the room on youtube and not think this is the worst acting ever.

There are amazonian tribes as yet undiscovered by the rest of the world, who dont understand the concept of recorded media Who, when given a set of lines(in a language they dont understand) could give a more convincing performance than Tommy Wiseau.

Talking of the Amazon...

Eastwood and Neeson in The Dead Pool acted with more timber than is on display in South America..

Rodney

has roger moore been mentioned

No, but his eyebrow has..

Ray Liotta, don't rate him at all.

Looks like the long lost son of Tony Curtis.

vince vaughn

maybe i skimmed the thread too quick but i've not seen Ben Affleck mentioned yet

and who was the guy that replaced Dennis Waterman when they did the awful 90s Minder ?

Jeff Goldblum for me....

tobermory, it was one of your lot gary webster

Barack Obama NAP
Rubbish at sincerity, makes Noel Edmonds look caring.

@elise -- Tom Cruise is *not* a bad actor, despite his pretty boy looks and crackpot religious views.

Nicolas Cage is the worst actor to ever live. Think he's related to someone thats the only reason he gets work.
Dev in Corrie must have something on someone to stay in corrie for so long.

Stephen Tompkinson is dire