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guinness2dear
20 Oct 14 16:04
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I am probably in the minority (shock) but i can't stand them, and refuse to indulge in any poontang with such inky darlings...

I have recently offended one such  and would like a vote please.

A yay or nay would suffice..
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Report TiptheOdds October 20, 2014 8:00 PM BST
Nay. Very deffo. Especially the writing across the old cleavage...Sad
Report paddletoe October 20, 2014 9:01 PM BST
I think a small tattoo just above a ladies ankle is very sexy when she is wearing stockings.
Report saxon farm October 20, 2014 9:20 PM BST
You brand cattle, not humans.

When I was a lad the only time you saw a woman with a tattoo, she was in the travelling circus.
Report akabula October 20, 2014 9:32 PM BST
Body art to some. A small rose etc looks okay.
Report themightymac October 20, 2014 10:16 PM BST
Women should be feminine, tattoos on women are disgusting. NO
Report akabula October 20, 2014 10:19 PM BST
I can't see how a very small tattoo such as a rose makes them less feminine.
Report casemoney October 20, 2014 10:19 PM BST
Don't bother me tbh ,seems to be a lot with just writing on ,on young youngish girls/women they look ok ,can  look a bit rough on older women ...
Report Mr Eboue October 20, 2014 10:20 PM BST
Rancid things.

A discreet one is ok but I feel sick when I see some pasty faced bint with tattoo's all over her neck and arms.

I shouldnt have to put up with it.

'oohhh look at me I've got my 4 kids names tattooed on my arm.'

ffs
Report akabula October 20, 2014 10:26 PM BST
TBF it's maybe the names of the kids fathers that she has tattooed on her arm so as she can keep a check on maintenance payments.
Report Hamsterdam October 20, 2014 10:29 PM BST
Those barbed wire ankle tattoo's do it for me...a sure fire sign you are in for a good sh@g.
Report acey deucy October 20, 2014 10:31 PM BST
Scrubbers!!
Report breadnbutter October 20, 2014 10:33 PM BST
nowt wrong wi a a bit o tasteful body art ,you  fossils Grin

http://worst-tattoo-ever.tumblr.com/
Report STUDYFORM October 20, 2014 10:37 PM BST
I reckon the ones on the lower back are for target practice.
Report akabula October 20, 2014 10:38 PM BST
Too many oldies on here. Shocked
Report The Bhoys October 20, 2014 10:59 PM BST
generally i think they loook horrific on women but then again it depends were and what
Report themightymac October 20, 2014 11:08 PM BST
Too many oldies on here

Listen to Methuselah LaughLaugh
Report akabula October 20, 2014 11:12 PM BST
Laugh
Report guinness2dear October 20, 2014 11:16 PM BST
And Kenny hasn't even posted..
Report themightymac October 20, 2014 11:21 PM BST
Kenny doesn`t understand the title thread. You should have entitled it Chicks tattoos and he would have responded by now LaughLaugh
Report guinness2dear October 20, 2014 11:25 PM BST
"Chicks - tattoos - miners lamps - pints of cooking and bags of nuts"
Report akabula October 20, 2014 11:25 PM BST
Laugh
Report call me a taxi October 20, 2014 11:32 PM BST
I worked at a firm once where we took over another business in Rotherhithe. Some of their staff came to work for us, but their foreman would only come if he was also made a foreman. When the boss saw him, he didn't like the fact he had tattoos, so he never got the job.
Report breadnbutter October 20, 2014 11:53 PM BST
bought over a business and sacked them on any excuse Laugh

if it wasnt tattoos it would be summit else Happy

dont like them myself and dont like tattooed chav  burds but a small bit of body art on a  girl is fine .

a lot of youngsters   now getting them and you cant judge someone by a few tattoos .

totally accepted now for lads to have a tattoo and many think they are odd man out without one ,its like the joke about a rough area ... pot bellies and tattoos and thats just the women Grin

lets face it you would not like your ma or yer gran  covered in tattoos but its happening ,changing world dudes waken up to it .
Report Eeternaloptimist October 20, 2014 11:54 PM BST
It's like anything else. Some can be quite sexy. Some not so. Depends on the girl and the tattoo I suppose.
Report Capt__F October 20, 2014 11:56 PM BST
bill posters woz ere
Report breadnbutter October 20, 2014 11:57 PM BST
the young uns on chit chat are mid sixties LaughLaughLaugh

their was a car fred and they was all on aboot zephers and  imps ,some coont was looking for a eight track head cleaner Plain
Report Broomwagon October 21, 2014 12:27 AM BST
Not into Butch girls myself. This summer I saw a girl in her late 20s with a full sleeve. Was very impressed mainly due to the light colours/design she had chose. The Ink matched her complexion and hair to a tee (sucker for a blonde me).. was pretty damn cool.  Seen some jet lagged horrors on older women , poor quality, many flippers. Would agree that it’s all about the choice of design /colours and if it fits the picture
Report Mc Moonbeam October 21, 2014 1:20 AM BST
I agree Broomwagon a lot of girls look extremely sexy with well chosen tattoos/designs as long as they don't go over the top & start to look 'a bit too manly for my liking'
Chavs will always be chavs (tattoos or not) and a nice girl will always be sexy , but it adds a bit of mystique to their character , if there was 2 equally sexy girls I'd prefer the one with a smartly chosen design Cool
Report naydam October 21, 2014 8:46 AM BST
I think the only 'mystique' that is added can be summed up by "What were you thinking of?".
Report Mikael D'Haguenet October 21, 2014 8:55 AM BST
naydam     21 Oct 14 08:46 
I think the only 'mystique' that is added can be summed up by "What were you thinking of?".


Some of the stupid feckers probably have that written in Sanskrit on their lower back, thinking it means some trite sh!te like 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

That girl in her late 20s will be a 'jet lagged horror' herself one day, Broomwagon. How advertising your own stupidity is 'sexy' is beyond me. (Wife has two, for full disclosure!)
Report mange October 21, 2014 9:01 AM BST
Ehere was a time when as a woman wiv a tattoo U were refused entry into the British Army

I should fink if U had 1 now saying


"I am gay"

Youd be excepted.............
Report guinness2dear October 21, 2014 10:01 PM BST
Surprisingly few yays.

And even more surprising that 2 of chitty chats younger visitors both abhor em...
Report Roger The Butler October 21, 2014 11:02 PM BST
Quite like looking at women with tattoos as it does always make me think they must be filthy trollopes. However, I do tend to look down on them and think they must be idiotic bints to think it was a good idea.

The ones that make me laugh are the ones with tattoos in Chinese writing on them.
Are you Chinese? Ok, fair enough.
Have you ever been to China and it made a huge impression on you? Ok, fair enough though tenuous.
Can you read Chinese so you are able to know what it says when no-one else can? Dubious logic but maybe I'll let you have it.
None of the above? Then how do you know that the tattoo 'artist' hasn't written "I take it up the botty" on your arm instead of the "Peace and love" you requested? Freaks.

Also find the ones with their kids' names tattooed on them funny. Nothing says "I love you, you are the most precious thing in my life" like putting their name on your feet or fat back.
Report Pokermonster October 21, 2014 11:13 PM BST
I hate tattoos.  The blonde girl from The Real Hustle (Jessica Clement I think) is a perfect case in point.  She was once extremely attractive with a great figure, now she's got massive fake tits and is covered in horrible tattoos.
Report guinness2dear October 21, 2014 11:16 PM BST
Aye actresses are a bone of contention for me.

Megan Fox is a case in point..
Report JH Rogers October 21, 2014 11:27 PM BST
I don't like them much, but the funniest one I've seen was the poison skull & crossbones with DANGER - 6 inches under the naval of a gogo dancer.
Report call me a taxi October 21, 2014 11:28 PM BST
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http://i60.tinypic.com/351wqvt.jpg

Laugh
Report akabula October 21, 2014 11:32 PM BST
929nin.com/cut-here-neck-tattoo-weird-mugshot-of-the-day/

You can't deny this guy looks smart.
Report FlowerMyth October 21, 2014 11:45 PM BST
call me a taxi
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http://i60.tinypic.com/351wqvt.jpg

Laugh
Report Velasquez October 21, 2014 11:47 PM BST
Nay - astoundingly crass and stupid.
Report Foinavon October 22, 2014 12:43 AM BST
A no from me. Everything they say about the wearer is negative.

Good post cmat Laugh
Report Tommy Toes October 22, 2014 10:11 AM BST
An excellent thread.

I too abhor them on women.
"What a thicko" immediately springs to mind whenever I see a tattoo on a woman.

They must have brains like sheep, ie, follow the pack and not think for themselves to undergo the desecration they commit their bodies to - for ever.
Brainless.
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 1:14 PM BST
Zelda (ex forumite) was covered with them apparently and she was very bright, and wonderfully caring with all sorts of animals. Most wearers are slobs and thickos though, I would wager and they don't look good.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet October 22, 2014 1:18 PM BST
I always thought Zelda (6 kids, 7 different dads) was a slob and a thicko. Nice to cats, though, as you say.
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 1:30 PM BST
She was good to any animal Mik, looked after various kinds. She can't have been that much of a slob, she was a teacher.
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 1:31 PM BST
and extremely fit and a attractive, someone once told me on here.Wink
Report Capt__F October 22, 2014 1:38 PM BST
Indian too
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 2:06 PM BST
I doubt it Capt, I spoke on the phone with her. Very broad Brummie.
Report Gin October 22, 2014 2:21 PM BST
Yeah 'cos I've never seen an Indian with a broad Brummie accent before! LaughCrazy
Report breadnbutter October 22, 2014 3:36 PM BST
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2802935/teaching-assistant-sent-away...
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 3:43 PM BST
She'd have no problem getting a job at my local Morrisons. They seem to encourage them. In fact I said (in fake seriousness) to the store manager a few weeks back. I said my mate's daughter was looking for a job here but she doesn't have any tattoos, do you see that as a problem? He half smiled and walked away.
Report breadnbutter October 22, 2014 4:10 PM BST
get a job in aldi Laugh
Report Mikael D'Haguenet October 22, 2014 4:12 PM BST
The Ink matches her complexion and hair to a tee (sucker for a blonde me).. she's pretty damn cool and looks  extremely sexy with well chosen tattoos/designs.

Her daughter RayGan has something to aspire to.
Report Jack Hacksaw October 22, 2014 5:58 PM BST
Daily Mail….'Trainee teacher'  she is a teaching assistant ffs
Report starfish and coffee October 22, 2014 7:53 PM BST
Every tattoo parlour up and down the country should have a sign in the window saying
"All females beware, 8 out of 10 men on betting site forums don't like tattoos on women"
That would make them think twice
Report naydam October 22, 2014 10:16 PM BST
I quite like them. The bigger, the better. Very useful if you need something to break those awkward silences. Cool
Report kenny mann October 22, 2014 10:32 PM BST
This sort of tatto is fine. Anything else is totally repugnant.   http://www.pinterest.com/pin/336573772123757872/
Report Broomwagon October 23, 2014 12:05 AM BST

Oct 22, 2014 -- 4:12PM, Mikael D'Haguenet wrote:


The Ink matches her complexion and hair to a tee (sucker for a blonde me).. she's pretty damn cool and looks  extremely sexy with well chosen tattoos/designs. Her daughter RayGan has something to aspire to.


Err Real blonde, not the type out a bottle. They are Very poor quality tattoos in the Daily Mail article, my local tattooist would be embarrassed to turn out such low quality art.  Many on here recognise that they are Exactly the kind of drawings that does nothing for a girl.

Report TheChaser October 23, 2014 12:18 AM BST
people will make a mint in the future removing them , if your thinking of starting a business just now , scrap it and buy a laser machine of some sort
Report crags October 23, 2014 12:24 AM BST
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Report TheChaser October 23, 2014 12:29 AM BST
thats a fink of beauty innit
Report crags October 23, 2014 12:31 AM BST
Thank you, I'll tell the missus what you said about her.
Report elise October 23, 2014 12:49 AM BST
not sure if this is true or made up, but supposedly there was a woman in my home town (back in the 1980s) with the names of the fathers of her children on her forearm

the story was there were 5 names but only 4 kids as she wasn't sure about who the father was for one of the kids she'd had both names put on to be safe, always hoped i'd meet her as she would look like a telephone directory now
Report TheChaser October 23, 2014 12:55 AM BST
crags i like you work shop , watch your misses doesnt get splinters up that lovely @rse
Report crags October 23, 2014 12:58 AM BST
How did you know about the broom handle?
Report TheChaser October 23, 2014 1:04 AM BST
half of this forum know about the broomie handle and i would recognize that bench a mile off
Report crags October 23, 2014 1:12 AM BST
Laugh we need more like you on chit chat. Just to balance out the old guard who cling to each other for support Crazy
Report TheChaser October 23, 2014 1:15 AM BST
the old brigade think they own the forum , they need taken down a few pegs
Report crags October 23, 2014 1:18 AM BST
Well said that man, and goodnight Happy
Report guinness2dear October 26, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
Hooof
Report Tommy Toes November 3, 2015 8:50 PM GMT
I'm just watching 'Dinner Date' on Freeview 26.

The woman who's going on the dates is an attractive twenty something year old.
Thick as a plank, but pretty - with a good figure (although fake mammaries).

Has some scribble on one of her wrists and a great big bow in ink on the front of her foot.
Those are the tattoos you can see. She may have several more.

Being so dumb (albeit pretty) what's the betting she'll be getting the ink lasered off in a few years time when she'll have so little going for her - other than looking like a comic book?
Report guinness2dear November 3, 2015 10:52 PM GMT
Tommy: the only women who i knew to have tattoos when i was a nipper were 'ship girls' There's some beautiful ladies about who (to me) have desecrated that to which i hold most holy, the female body.
Report boxingthefox November 3, 2015 11:00 PM GMT
The Tsunami of fat, ink and shrapnel that washes over this countries females appears unstoppable.Cry
Report Tommy Toes November 3, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
Guinness, the only women I knew to have tattoos when I was a nipper were those who'd been in borstal - and they were self-done horrors.

No matter what 'the fashion of the day' is, I just cannot and will never understand how people (women) can be so stupid as to think any tattoo will add to their allure.

Therefore, any women who has one must be totally stupid. No excuses.
Report crags November 3, 2015 11:17 PM GMT
I think they can work if they are classy enough:



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Report guinness2dear November 3, 2015 11:35 PM GMT
One for Slippy
Report Rockinron November 5, 2015 9:06 AM GMT
I'm kinda 50/50...depends on where they are and how big they are.
I saw a pic online ...Lady with a butterfly tatooed across her lady bits - vey artisticWink
Report Rockinron November 5, 2015 10:37 PM GMT
This is Rockinron's Friend Erica, I have many Tattoo's and regret none of them.  Mine were all carefully thought out and are hurdles I've over come, memorials for people that have passed and Celebrations of births.  It is Art and at least tattoo'd women are not boring to look at. Each too their own is what I say, no need for the smutty comments
Report guinness2dear January 21, 2016 10:28 PM GMT
Here ye go Ron...

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Report backtolay January 21, 2016 11:16 PM GMT
It's a crying shame when good looking woman plaster themselves in tats, fair enough if you cheap and as hard as nails to begin with but if not it's just a crying shame.
Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:19 PM GMT
^ butterfly worrying ly hairy bit Roy croper esk
Report akabula January 21, 2016 11:21 PM GMT
Neighbours daughter has a small rose on her upper arm.
Nowt wrong with it.
Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:28 PM GMT
where's there a rose always a small pr1ck mother nature
Report guinness2dear January 21, 2016 11:33 PM GMT
One for you Cap'n..

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Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:36 PM GMT
had worse tbf
Report akabula January 21, 2016 11:37 PM GMT
FFS
Report guinness2dear January 21, 2016 11:39 PM GMT
You worry me mucker..
Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:40 PM GMT
decent tEEth
Report Platini January 21, 2016 11:42 PM GMT
I always hated them,

until I saw one on a girl's thigh. Don't know why its sexy there, but it is Love

only there, tho.
Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:44 PM GMT
French thing
Report Platini January 21, 2016 11:50 PM GMT
so is a bit of bush, which I also like Wink
Report Capt__F January 21, 2016 11:54 PM GMT
Oui c'est moi
Report guinness2dear January 21, 2016 11:58 PM GMT
My hairy mott fred may have to be resurrected..
Report Capt__F January 22, 2016 12:01 AM GMT
only if it translates well
Report guinness2dear January 22, 2016 12:02 AM GMT
Mostly frogs on there..
Report Capt__F January 22, 2016 12:03 AM GMT
n'est ca pas
Report guinness2dear January 22, 2016 12:07 AM GMT
Well and Latino
Report Capt__F January 22, 2016 12:10 AM GMT
je suis une rock star
Report Mikael D'Haguenet January 22, 2016 8:24 AM GMT
Rockinron    05 Nov 15 22:37 
This is Rockinron's Friend Erica, I have many Tattoo's and regret none of them.  Mine were all carefully thought out and are hurdles I've over come, memorials for people that have passed and Celebrations of births.  It is Art and at least tattoo'd women are not boring to look at. Each too their own is what I say, no need for the smutty comments


Rock 'n Iron's friend Erica attempting to challenge my 'no intelligent people have tattoos' theory and coming up a little short.

She probably has 'each too their own' tattooed somewhere.
Report The Dragon January 22, 2016 9:14 AM GMT
each to their own but not for me
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