IF YOU VISIT AFRICA DO NOT TOUCH ANY PAPER TICKETS IN BINS

Thanks for the tip. I was just about to head to Africa to touch some paper tickets in bins

Nice one DwD.
We'll all die laughing anyway.

That bird flu put the wind up me.
I shot all the birds in my garden over that.

Come to think of it it must have worked - I didn't get bird flu.

VCM IT JUST SHOWS YOU ,ITS A GOOD JOB I CAME ON

PS WATCH OUT FOR ZEBRAS WHEN YOU CROSS THE ROAD ,AND DONT STARE AT ANY ELEPHANTS MATING AS  ITS RUDE

Certainly don't go to South Africa if you're white.
They don't like white people there since they got rid of their racists.