What would you do on your last day on Earth ?

If it was an undetected asteroid I would just do the same as always as I wouldn't know any different.

I think there would be a lot of resignation & acceptance of the situation, not so sure there would be mad panic, I doubt hiding in the closet would help
A nice cup of tea sounds good

Undetected as in until the last 24 hours, most asteroids that even come close to earth are known about, but not all are marked

I just imagine the streets would be absolute bedlam, so might as well stay indoors

use my neighbours nuclear fall out shelter for myself and my  family, sing songs, then invite the whole town to stay  over, playing games such as eye spy and guess the animal noise. theres not enough room for everyone so id kick my annoying neighbour out of his own shelter meaning certain death for him. We then realise that he needs us and if we're gonna get  thru this thing we need to support each other, the asteroid would burn up in our atmosphere on entry anyway  and prob end up the size of a pea.

SHag surely?

Settle all my debts and go back to bed.

i'd have a 100k bet and feel life in fast lane, whilst eating chicken.

Stroke as many cats as I could.

Surely the world would just feck like mad.

^^^ DIRTY SOD

Spend the whole day robbing banks and jewellers....in case it missed.

do you think you'd be able to get a woody if you knew you were going to carp it in a few hours?

Grab the nearest lesbian

Ok 2 will do

..go to specsavers

I'd probably sit here reading the thread about it

I'm tempted to say I'd do a 'Big Vern' and sort a few people out but in reality I wouldn't. Ideally I'd probably get a kilo of Columbian marching powder and hammer that whilst watching the racing with Emma Watson and Anna Kournikova who'd be getting it on, obviously.

I`d give the grass one last cut.

Probably use 2 teabags

knife my neighbour to death

Die?

I would get myself a KFC Bargain bucket, probably two

Get pissed

and carry on betting to the last

And buy myself a tin hat

KFC bargain bucket

Have you no class man

I would without doubt take some highly euphoric drugs like heroin and drinking whisky.

Given my medical conditions, heroin could kill me, but what the hell does it matter. Might as well go out floating in the clouds.

pumphol

We would be best to get ourselves to higher ground as possible(as long as not volcanic

Food, water, utensils, weapons

There would be massive Tsunamis

If we have time

Game of golf.

rent a space ship from atari for the day

ebulgery


I would get myself a KFC Bargain bucket, probably two

Get pissed

and carry on betting to the last



That's a normal weeknight for me Gery

On second thoughts I might just pop to slippy blues for that pint he owes me

Mc Moonbeam    18 Oct 14 00:03 
I might just pop to slippy blues for that pint he owes me

There'll be a 3 mile long queue at Slip's gaff I reckon!

SlippyBlue    17 Oct 14 19:30 
Ideally I'd probably get a kilo of Columbian marching powder and hammer that whilst watching the racing with Emma Watson and Anna Kournikova who'd be getting it on, obviously.

We have the same tasts Moonbeam

Must have been hard fro the Dinosaurs, living their peaceful lives

If Tyrannosaurus Rexes did live peaceful lives?

Then a massive great lump of rock comes hurtling out of the Sky

Where the feck did that come from!

It will happen one day, there are a large number of sizeable asteroids flying about all over the place

Then a massive great lump of rock comes hurtling out of the Sky

That would be delivered directly to Slippys gaff I assume

True
I'm surprised it hasn't happened these past 100,000 years tbh Gery
I'm trying to stay positive though , so have the mindset that any asteroid would actually be sucked slightly left or right of the earth due to the natural magnetical pull in the universe
but Slippy 'd just be relieved his house is still standing next morning

give the missus a cuddle , then the horses  ..... (but not necessarily in that order!)

I'd go around Slippy's house

Is slippyblue a famous person ?

Only on here(although he could be?)...I assume he has built an Asteroid proof shelter, hence his popularity

masturbate furiously

I'm going to have to make my shindig an all ticket job at this rate.

I'd go around Slippy's house and masturbate furiously.

Watch the first series of 24

Couldn't we construct a giant trampoline and bounce it back into space?

probably ... in Slippys back garden

Utilities will fail soon after the news gets out so fill a few bowls with water, sort out the camping stove, get some batteries for the torch and settle down with a good book.