Happy birthday to Mrs CMAT, Edwina Currie and....

does Mrs CMAT realise you are letting everyone on here know she is a year older than she was yesterday ?

Happy Birthday Jane xx

She won't care until she gets to a half century.

Happy Birthday Mrs cmat. A nice birthday song for her.               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WAphzIXlhY

Happy Birthday Mrs CMAT

HB mrs cmat

She's over 40 !!

Happy birthday Mrs. cmat.

Happy birthday to the evil old witch.


...and Mrs CMAT.

cradle snatcher

I thought you were saying Mrs CMAT was Edwina Currie

Happy Birthday Mrs CMAT

Happy birfday J

Happy Birthday Mrs CMAT.
I bet you could have done much better!

Don't be stupid

What a bunch of weirdos on here.

I just logged on and the Beta forum shows 114 views, and that has gone up 9 since logged in 4 minutes ago.

What do you people expect to see on a birthday thread...a Tory party broadcast?

cod-eyed-inbread   
13 Oct 14 22:23 
cradle snatcher

New kid on the block, his bird must be a right hound.

Mrs CMAT says thanks for the birthday wishes to the few that bothered, especially her little superstar. You know who you are.
 
I say 'get a life' to the 100 or so that looked in for no reason

Happy birthday Nestor

Happy Birthday Edwina, so you know, I still might.

Oct 14, 2014 -- 9:38AM, call me a taxi wrote:

Mrs CMAT says thanks for the birthday wishes to the few that bothered,  especially her little superstar. You know who you are.  I say 'get a life' to the 100 or so that looked in for no reason

Ken....Edwina wouldn't....you know that....

PS...CMAT

Not 100 ....204 views for 19 posts is approx. 10 views per post...

so....only.... on average....10 people checking each post

I have reached the decision that I must admit to being one of the forumites who viewed this thread yet did not wish Mrs. CMAT a happy birthday. I feel I have genuine excuses for not doing so, and these reasons are connected to my own birthday celebrations last year. Farlayna Gringer, my PA and holistic meal therapist, had arranged a buffet on the pre-birthday day at the Slamannan Victory Club. She sent out invitations to 260 people including the Big Issue family from Rumania that stakes out the town centre. The entire Mutasae family (except Eledyna, the youngest) turned up off their heads on a cocktail of PCP / angel dust and a toxic drink known as BREEJAY HOTBRU. Anyway, I won't bore you with the details, though I would actually NOW like to belatedly wish Mrs. CMAT a happy birthday. If I had any PLARKOTEX left I would send her some, but the Mutasaes dissolved 98% of it into the BREEJAY HOTBRU to give it that distinctive blue colour. They used the other 2% to block the staff toilets.

Next time send out 261 invitations, leaving Eledyna out what a catastrophic mistake.

I know, I know - but I can't sack Miss Gringer ; she is on the same sort of contract as Alan Pardew. Anyway, happy birthday Mrs. CMAT. Hopefully, your birthday was a joyous occasion.

This true but a three week break in Chad make be beneficial to her in the long run.

Velasquez....I have looked up PLARKOTEX on t'internet and it does not exist....I am beginning to doubt the veracity of your post

PS Happy Birthday to Mrs CMAT....very remiss of me.

PLARKOTEX is only known to the Inner Circle.

I only wear mine on Thursdays

Oi pumpy! You've knocked me off tops spot.

Sorry Kenny, lets hope we both scramble up but there is a looooooooooooooooong way to go.

Saw your post about 73 not being a great knock, well I'd take that with both hands m8

Belated birthday felicitations to Mrs CMAT.
Hope you had a great day.

She did, thanks Tommy.

But Dopey Dog will get more presents than Jane did,  her birthday is in November.

Belated birthday wishes to Mrs CMAT!

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http://www.famousbirthdays.com/october13.html

Plenty of 'faces' on there, but none the same age.