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Mark Rampus, an ex-tennis pro from Bletchley and Fenny Stratford, awoke on the last bus to be hailed by the driver :
"This is the end of the line, mate...!" Rampus found himself in the middle of nowhere and he hardly cared.After walking for a solid fifteen minutes, he still hadn't seen a farmhouse. Then he passed a huge black bull in a westward field and he realized that help must be near. The light from the old cottage beckoned Rampus as the darkness closed around him...he battered the big brass knockers which stood erect like twin golden nipples. A grey haired lady opened the creaking door, and without speaking, guided him to the kitchen by the light of her paraffin lamp. |
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Me, my ex at the time, mum and dad sitting in living room having a quiet drink watching TV .. an ashtray went flying off the coffee table, none of us were near the table ... !!!
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