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09 Oct 14
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The Driver 
Tommy Toes says he has a bit of extra work to put your way cash in hand ...
all you have to do is pick his cardboard box full of shopping up from Lidl once per fortnight
Tommy Toes says he has a bit of extra work to put your way cash in hand ...
all you have to do is pick his cardboard box full of shopping up from Lidl once per fortnight
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Tommy is a rum one, if anyone mentioned Lidl or Aldi a short time ago, he'd have turned his nose up at them. Now he's gibbering on about how good they are.
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Tommy knows his onions
And where to buy the best tomatoes. |
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That's not what's in the box though
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wtf does it matter what Toes does or says? obsessed, much.
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Where does Tommy Toes live (city) and I shall give him a quote
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Tell Tommy to leave the payment in an empty margarine tub in the box
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Tommy lives in Stoke on Trent.
There's probably some Cava in the box, there might even be a lot of it. |
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Don't quote him .. he says he'll weigh you in when you're done
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I need to quote, as I am the driver I have to ensure it's in my interests .. I need to quote for the distance I travel, please be patient while I calculate, ty
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£750 ... in unmarked bills, lower denominations preferred
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Hope there is a Burger King close by
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He says make it a Grand & watch yer lip in future ...
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The joke is lost on you lot .. have none of you watched The Driver
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BBC i-player
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'You'll never guess what I've done! As you know I'm a big fan of Lidl now, even though I said only last month that people who shop in there are a lower form of life than dog turds, I found out that they now do home deliveries so I was straight online to get my bargains. There is a delivery charge, but that's fair enough. But I somehow managed to order my shopping from a Lidl store in Scotland!! What am I like!
Instead of the fiver I expected to pay for delivery, it cost me £750!!!! hehehe Oh God, I'm getting over excited so much at my own stupidity that I've knocked a glass of lidl cheap plonk all over my keyboa..... |
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^^^ Tommy will love that
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