Claudia Winkleman

shes lush

A natural beauty IMO, but hate the affected mannerisms, like she's scatty.

she's always had fked up eyes, looks like they've been put in upside down.

Make my hay! Was just gonna post that! Her eyes do look like they're upside down - the shape of the entire eyes!

Her half-sister is magnificent.

Is that the girl in Holby City...or Harry Enfield sketch show?

Velasquez if you get a pic of her face, cut the eyes out and put them back upside down she looks normal. I know,I tried it once years ago when I was feeling bored .

Sophie, Velaquez.. She was in Two and a Half men a while back..

You know what? i am gonna do this - I've got the glue, the scissors - I'll do it...I always thought she was like a police identikit picture and the eyes were put in upside down...

Camilla Arfwedson...is the girl I get mixed up with Sophie Winkleman. She's in some holiday ad on a lounger...

^ Always wondered who the girl was in those - 'Secret Escapes' - Holiday adverts.

Claudia Winkleman - is now 42, and has had 3 children  - so many women would love to look like her in such circumstances.

Make my hay = genius collage artist...ruler...pencil...pritt stick...scalpel...

I think you might have to change the eyes over as well as upside down so the little triangle bits in the corners match up,
must go to bed now goodnight all.

Used to be in Holby City, Onlooker - surprised she's not in more stuff.

Yeah, I am gonna spend a tenner on this and do it in surgical conditions...

if you knew what i know about her,but my lips are sealed

Give us a clue.

So she is now known as Claudia Wrinkleman then ?

Never, ever found her remotely attractive.

Mind you, she probably wouldn't look at me twice.

Anybody remember a show she did years ago, like a pyjama party with Katy Puckrick and a ditzy, common-as-muuck Essex girl?

Yeah, they used to sit about in their scants, talking sh1te for several hours...it was exceptional TV.

Football Focus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFJLuJtw-gM

Is that a Northern accent...Michelle Kelly...? There's a girl with upside-down eyes at the start, a wee bit chubbier than usual...

Barry dreamt that after a night on the Guinness...

She has had eye problems in the past and is very short sighted - she did that in the back of a taxi..........the hair that is...

Your right I just thought it was alan Hanson in a wig

Photoshop, Brendan?

Wanna do it MANUALLY like Make my hay !

manually is the holy grail, i am working my way to it

This has got to be one of the classiest threads ever - Make my hay is like the Karl Marx of the Winkleman movement, setting out the big idea.....and now Brendan is like Lenin, manifesting the practical reality.

I googled and there is nothing, so i was left with no choice

In the words of the U2 song :

You are the first one
Of your kind...

I have only ever dreamed of such things...and now...(choke)...they are here...

welcome to the future

Have retained the Stationery Box receipt for £6.95...will return the gear tomorrow...don't know what I'll say, though...

Now, if only we knew the dread secrets of Winkleman, hinted at by Terry McCann...the Dan Brown of the movement...if only Ken Masters was here to deliver a definitive verdict...the thread would be complete.

Her sister Sophie married into royalty, I never knew that.

On 14 February 2009, she became engaged to Lord Frederick Windsor, the son of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent. They married in Hampton Court Palace on 12 September 2009.

Yep...probably gave up acting after that. Or did she? I guess we'll never know.

Should have asked me..

Nope, still acting. Just gave up for a while to have her child..

I did - didn't you notice the cryptic mention of GUINNESS earlier?? Pity the fool!

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Well i was talking to CMAT.

So was I!

And ignore the pic. Wrong fred.

That's NOT Claudia Winkleman??

Are u the Portuguese Ronaldo?

Wrong Fred ?

Jeez what thread was that for ?, phwoorrrr !