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06 Oct 14
18:31
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..... popped out the spout when you were polishing the Silver teapot and granted you 3 wishes, what would they be?
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I have a good joke on the subject but I would probably get barred if I posted it
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And for my third wish the KKK turned up at my door and said "So you wanna be hung like a ................." ^^^^^
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1st wish = I wish I had infinity wishes.
2nd wish = I wish that none of my future wishes, including this one, will be misunderstood or misconstrued in any way, to give consequences that were not what I intended. Nor that if I use the phrase “I wish” as a figure of speech in every day conversation, will that wish be granted. |
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To have my Dad back.
Unlimited wealth so I can find the next Frankel. Emma Watson to fall hopelessly in love with me. (Sorry Letitia, you had your chance but times change old girl.) |
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In fact, every time you think I have made a wish, I would like a written contract to appear, detailing the exact consequences of my wish, from now until the end of time, so I can check that there are no tricks and traps in it.
Only when I am happy with it and have signed the contract will the wish come true. |
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themightymac 06 Oct 14 18:32
I have a good joke on the subject but I would probably get barred if I posted it Black bloke - tampon? |
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I agree with Slippy.
I'd have my dad back (died when I was 26) And my gran (his mum, died when I was 12) I don't care about money, and I'm happy enough, so for the final wish I'd get Diane Abbott to sit on Tony Blair's face until he died. |
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I know the one TMM.
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1. time travel powers
2. immortality I'd be quite satisfied with that. |
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Kenbo knows.
PC world we live in now you can`t even tell a joke using the "n" word  |
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1) Health for my boy
2) Have my dad back 3) Travel back in time to meet as many of my ancestors as possible |
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as many ancestors as possible huh? I don't think you've quite grasped the concept of the free wish
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To have the wife back as she was when we met.
Eternal peace on earth. To know what really happened to that Jesus chappie. |
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haha numberone fair point
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