Unattractive male nobodies who've got kids

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Rotherham taxi drivers?

Signing in (just for the first part though).

Singing in, but I was what they call 'fit' when I was young.

I was a stunner when I was 9, lucky I never went on Jim'll Fix It, he'd have smashed the life out of me. - Micky Flanagan

Well, if any of the Attractive Famous Women who Haven't Had Kids from the other thread are looking in and feeling a bit broody, look no further. You KNOW it works...

*Dawn French excepted

On this male only list does Clare Balding count?

You need to get out more.

Signing in. The other half dropped a second one for me just on Saturday to reinforce the point.

(Thinly veiled I've had sex at least twice post).