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Sorry, dyslexia.
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I had a female pen pal who wrote that she loved oral sex. I later discovered she was dyslexic and a huge fan of Guns N' Roses
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![]() Exact anagram. Excellent. Will use that on the chicks I chat up. |
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Mrs CMAT says I'm as big as an orchestra.
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Sorry, carthorse.
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ha ha thats birlliant
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Outstanding anagram!
Did you come up with this CMAT? If so, we should acknowledge genius in our midst! |
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Axl Rose - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Axl_Rose Axl Rose(dick)(born Oral Sex) was born in 1932 in Edinburgh. Later it was ... Due to popular belief, Axl Rose is not the lead singer for Guns N' Roses. |
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I think thats an excellent 1 to txt a girl but u cudnt use it in a chat up line
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It is a very old joke and of limited wit.
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If you said you had sexdolly and puncture repair kit it would be more plausible.
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I thought it was quite good... for cmat.
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the geezers "hands on"
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Christoph Pannick is a short sighted Frenchman who is always bumping into things.
Can anyone tell how an anagram of his name details an injury he got when running for a bus and bumping into cmat ? |