WHO HAVE I BEEN TALKING TO TODAY ON PICCDILLY RAILWAY STATION

Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi

Sir Alex?

No2

Yourself?

2 sisters from the isle of wight

3 no

4no

NIGEL FARAGE

Deirdre Barlow

5no

6no

Alan Sugar
Michael Stoute
Gary Barlow
Billy Bremner

7 89 1o no

The Reverend Canaan Banana

11 no

Lyndsey de Paul

Japanese Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries - Koya NISHIKAWA

Your imaginary friend

12 13 14 no

Dr. Hilary Jones

A man in a white coat carry a syringe?

Yourself

(this is better than the afternoon's horse-racing)

15 16 17 no

15 16 17 no

Paulus the little wood gnome?

A traveller from the past who just needs a sip of Strongbow to stop World War 1 from kicking off.

18 19 non

robbie coltrane

20 no

Gordon Ramsay
John Cleese
Michael Heseltine

21 22 23 no

the bloke who plays the lead role in that new Dracula film.

24no

In actual celeb news, Gordon Ramsey has driven past my house twice in the last 2 days, at about 7:35 as I head out to work, he drives a big black Range Rover with the number plate W88 GTR, and has a female passenger. I have photographic evidence. This morning he appeared to be checking out one of the houses opposite that's up for sale. He drives with one hand in the 12 o'clock position. That is all.

An old man who offered you a Werther's Original.

your suppose to try and narrow it down

your suppose to try and narrow it down

good stuff Ken, that deserved a thread of its own tbf

Jihadi John then.

was it a man or a woman then DoWah?

I'd post up the pics but you can't make out his face and the road looks a bit tatty, it's bin day.

I've also got Finchy from the office walking his dogs past the neighbour's place.

Right then..
Male or the other : under 45 or the other?

Over 45

Woman

yes Ken I remember you saying a few weeks back you'd copped Finchy picking up some dog shiit. It was one of the highlights of the day iirc.

Dianne Abbot

colour of skin after washing

Lulu
Cilla Black

White

peggy mitchell

Lulu well done I told her I'd boughtvboom bangva bank and she asked me if I liked it

is she a singer, actress or neither?

Got to pick the grandson up from school see you later

Got to pick the grandson up from school see you later

ah

She was just like any little old lady with a new York base ball cap on and a pony tail

She was very bubbly

"She was just like any little old lady..."

She's gonna love you for that!

She comes from Dennistoun  which I believe is the only place
in Britain with a statue of Buffalo Bill.

Do wah does she look as fabulous as she does on the telly?..Lulu

SOFEE NO SHE JUST LOOKED LIKE ANY OLDER LADY ON THE STATION THE TRAIN STATION WAS VERY BUSY AND SHE WAS ON FULL VIEW AND NOBODY ELSE NOTICED HER IN THE 20 MINS THAT I WAS THERE SHE WAS ON TWO DIFFERNT PHONES AND WAS BUSY ON THEM ,SHE MUST HAVE BEEN GOING TO LONDON OR SOMEWHERE SHE HAD A LITTLE LUGGAGE WITH ,I WAS ONLY DEFINATE IT WAS HER WHEN I HERD HER TALK ,

SHE MADE MY DAY SHE WROTE TO DO WAH DIDDY GAVE ME A KISS ON THE AUTOGRAPH AND A LITTLE SMILEY FACE IN HER AUTOGRAPH

SICA DAN THATS A NICE FACT ABOUT BUFFALO BILL

MAKYABE DIVA I KNOW BUT SOME TIMES I CANT HELP IT , I WOULDNT SAY IT TO HER FACE

i HAD MY BLACK TROUSERS ON AND MY BROWN SHOES WITH ONE SHOE LACE MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THE OTHER AND MY CHEAP  GREEN STRIPED POLO NECK SHIRT ON WITH ALL THREE BUTTONS UNDONE AND MY OLD MANS BLUE JKT ON ,I DINT LOOK LIKE LOHN TRAVOLTA TODAY

AS I WASNT SURE AT FIRST I ASKED THE MAN  SAT NEXT  TO ME IF THAT WAS LULU ,HE SAID IM FROM STALYBRIDGE AND IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY ALL MORNING AND PEOPLE BEEN  HAVE BEEN SENDING ME TO THE WRONG BUILDING , I THOUGHT WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH LULU,BUT I WAS JUST POLITE EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT HAVE LOOKED AT HIM AS THOUGH HE WAS DAFT

AS I WASNT SURE AT FIRST I ASKED THE MAN  SAT NEXT  TO ME IF THAT WAS LULU ,HE SAID IM FROM STALYBRIDGE AND IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MANCHESTER UNIVERSITY ALL MORNING AND PEOPLE BEEN  HAVE BEEN SENDING ME TO THE WRONG BUILDING , I THOUGHT WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH LULU,BUT I WAS JUST POLITE EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT HAVE LOOKED AT HIM AS THOUGH HE WAS DAFT

It's like everybody else lives on Stella Street on here.

Whats stella street

Inspector Sands on his way to the control room?

Stella Street is a British television comedy programme, originally screened in four series on BBC Two between 1997 and 2001. It takes the form of a mockumentary filmed on a camcorder, based on the fantastical premise that a group of British and American celebrities who have all decided to move into Stella Street in Surbiton (actually Hartswood Road, London, W12).

The show (and subsequent film) was conceived and written by John Sessions, Phil Cornwell and Peter Richardson (who also directed). The main characters are played by Sessions, Cornwell and Ronni Ancona. The characters themselves are impressions of famous celebrities such as Marlon Brando, Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson and, idiosyncratically, UK football pundit Jimmy Hill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Street

IM SORRY I ONLY SAW LULU  NOBODY ELSE

IM 65 WITH A SECONDARY EDUCATION AND LEFT AT 15 I DONT UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ,IM NOT WRITEING ANYTHING ELSE TO NIGHT IVE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT ALAN HEMMINGS FROM SALFORD AND ITS NOT FOR ME TO WRITE ANYMORE TODAY.