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01 Oct 14
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"The police have a warrant to arrest a Sikh gentleman called Surinder Singh, but they knock on the wrong door, yelling "Come out Surinder Singh, you're wanted".
The elderly gentleman behind the door shouts "No Surinder" so they shot him."
Can I start at a fiver?
The elderly gentleman behind the door shouts "No Surinder" so they shot him."
Can I start at a fiver?
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Went into HMV the other day.
I said to the girl behind the counter, "Have you got anything by The Doors?" "Yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket," she replied |
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Indian gentleman named Sunil goes to the doctor etc. etc.
Supply your-own-punchline kit, yours for 50p ono. |
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My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination.
I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her. |