I was in central London earlier today

its quiet on here these days

Sometimes you wish it were even quieter.

That's better.

Lucky you didn't go into Monsoon.

i thought it was funny 

I don't get it.

Try a different deodorant taxi

I still don't get it.

i'm up it

im totally lose

lost

Monsoon is a chain of clothes shops, CMAT.

I still don't get it.

Maybe try some new chat-up lines then taxi, see if that works.

This is worse than a quiz from that well known Bastard Kweeveen.

IT could be two things. The clue to one is IT, get IT and you've got IT.
Hope that helps.

No

Just copied and pasted it in google, but that just led me back to here.

Two more clues.

1 You'll post FO when you get the answer.
2 I haven't a clue either but know what IT is.

Fook Off

The Leopard
25 Sep 14 00:30   
Monsoon is a chain of clothes shops, CMAT.

I know what Monsoon is, what's that got to do with M and S

I still don't get the joke.

you need a guided tour of London CMAT.

I'm confused now.

Monsoon was just a pun (it was raining).

To put the record straight: It didn't have to be M&S - it could have been anywhere.  When tourists (usually Japanese, in my experience) are doing the sights, the guide often leads them by holding an umbrella aloft.

Do they

I'm up it.

Christ mass joke imo

They love to nip on a tour the Japanese.

They only follow furled umbrellas....not open umbrellas (flaw in the 'joke')

Would they follow a drunken ex Spurs defender? Or would they not follow a para Sol.

Mabutt?

pearl harbour

or singer

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To put the record straight: It didn't have to be M&S - it could have been anywhere.  When tourists (usually Japanese, in my experience) are doing the sights, the guide often leads them by holding an umbrella aloft.

I would have sat here for another 10 years and not got that.

Same as everybody else except Coachbuster by the look of it.

That's why nobody explained it to me when I first asked, they didn't get it either, but pretended they did.

That must be what's known as regional humour, I'm being polite.

I got it straightaway...but then again I am an expert in poor gags.

How do they know which brollie to follow?

My point exactly. There's many a true word spoken in jest.

call me a taxi - it's a regular sight in central London these days  , however -

when i went on holiday in the mid 1980s i recall our bearded tour guide  led the way with a Pink umbrella  around Venice as not to get lost in the crowds - but can't say if it was a regular thing that long ago .

unless he started the trend

I've been to central London loads of times over the years.

Never noticed it once.

I've been to Central London a few times over the years.
There is one constant that never changes despite the congestion charge and Boris bikes.
Black bogeys from all the diesel soot.

Londoners don't go central for a night out. I wouldn't go to Covent Garden or Soho if the beers were free.