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call me a taxi
20 Sep 14 23:44
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Probably the wholly bibbly at school, for me. WALOFS.

I went down the whole page of this address the other night, there's some seriously weird stuff on it, as well as books you know.

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Report EastofEden • September 20, 2014 11:52 PM BST
anything by herman hesse. NAP
Report Paddy Hair • September 21, 2014 12:22 AM BST
The Bible, what were they on when they wrote that.
Report guinness2dear • September 21, 2014 12:32 AM BST
Ulysses.

James Joyce was either brilliant or bonkers.
Report call me a taxi • September 21, 2014 1:16 PM BST
^^^^^

Tried that about 4 times, gave up after a few chapters.

As boring as fack.
Report Platini • September 21, 2014 1:49 PM BST
any religious book (NAP)
Report dunlaying • September 21, 2014 2:04 PM BST
I have read several books written by Amelie Nothomb and they have all been very odd.
Report Eeternaloptimist • September 21, 2014 3:19 PM BST
Another vote for Ulysses here. I don't know how many pages it ran to but I won't get those 50 pages of time back.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet • September 21, 2014 3:35 PM BST
Finnegans Wake, also by Joyce, makes Ulysses look like a Janet and John book.
Report A_T • September 21, 2014 3:42 PM BST
Ulysses is indeed turgid - yet considered by many the finest literary achievement in the history of Western Civilization.

A Clockwork Orange is another I could never warm to.
Report FlowerMyth • September 21, 2014 3:49 PM BST
Having read both Ulysses and Finnegans Wake, I don't know why anyone would choose to read either of their own free will, but FW is indeed much the harder to make sense of. I wonder if it is even possible without reading another book telling you what it's all about.
Report Makybe_Diva • September 21, 2014 9:11 PM BST
I found Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott pretty heavy going.

I think I gave up on page one.

An Aunt bought it me for Christmas one year.

I think I was about 10 at the time Angry

What was she thinking?! Confused
Report Makybe_Diva • September 21, 2014 9:18 PM BST
The Adventures of Anybody by Richard Bandler is pretty weird.

I think I got it but I'm not sure.

I must give it another read.
Report dixie • September 21, 2014 9:30 PM BST
I thought Ulysses was a good read.  Molly Bloom's soliloquy was top notch.

I loved Dubliners.

I've tried Finnegans Wake several times.  It's hard going.

I've heard that the title of every Thomas Moore song is mentioned.
Report FlowerMyth • September 21, 2014 10:15 PM BST
I suppose The Trial and The Castle by Franz Kafka could also be described as weird and dreamlike, though I enjoyed them both at the time.
Report Vubiant • September 21, 2014 11:01 PM BST
Midnight's Children by S Rushdie ....hugely acclaimed by many but irritated the hell out of me and I had to give up quarter way through . Magical realism -pah!
Report lybertyne • September 22, 2014 10:22 AM BST
The 120 Days of Sodom by the Maquis de Sade.
Report salmon spray • September 22, 2014 11:16 AM BST
Ulysses isn't that difficult. Finnegan's Wake is quite impossible unless you are multi-lingual,which Joyce was and I'm not.
Thomas Pynchon I can't cope with at all. I got through one of his shorter ones but didn't like it and didn't really understand it. 10 pages is as far as I got with Gravity's Rainbow.
A cult US feminist author who is quite unreadable is Kathy Acker.
The Bible is more boring than difficult except for Ezekiel in the Old Testament and Revelations ( George W Bush's fav )in the New Testament. Both read as though they were written by guys who had ingested nothing but magic mushrooms for 20 years.
Report Foinavon • September 22, 2014 11:30 AM BST
Years ago someone lent me a Tolkien book. Got as far as someone's "eleventy first birthday" and gave up in disgust. Worse than trying to read the Old Testament.
Report Make my hay • September 22, 2014 11:42 AM BST
Shark by Will Self, it's ok but has to many  recondite words for my predilection.
Report LucianoBettio • September 22, 2014 11:46 AM BST
Devils of Loudun by Aldous Huxley.

I read Brave new world and thought yeah this guy has something.

Devils weirded me out and is still unfinished in a cupboard somewhere.
Report iamajambo • September 22, 2014 12:23 PM BST
'The Glass Bead Game' for me. EastofEden has already mentioned Herman Hesse,though I've loved most of his other work.

The first 2 novels of the Titus Groan triolgy  were excellent and I've made a number of attempts to complete 'Titus alone',without success.It has been said that following his experiences as a war artist at the Nazi death camps Peake had gone gaga whilst writing it and I believe it was completed by one of his children.
Report call me a taxi • September 22, 2014 12:25 PM BST
Make my hay    22 Sep 14 11:42 
Shark by Will Self, it's ok but has to many  recondite words for my predilection.


Laugh
Report kenny mann • September 22, 2014 12:27 PM BST
Five Go To Billycock Hill took a strange turn from the previous Famous Five books.
Report dunlaying • September 22, 2014 12:45 PM BST
Alice In Wonderland is far out man.
Magic Stories, Remy De Gourmont, a different meaning with each reading.
Report Stevie Strikes • September 22, 2014 1:06 PM BST
Make my hay 22 Sep 14 11:42

Shark by Will Self, it's ok but has to many  recondite words for my predilection.


OK, who else had to look up "recondite"? Grin


The reason I used to love reading Will Self's column in the Observer (and elsewhere) is that he always challenged you with a word you'd have to look up within a paragraph or two.  It does get hard going when there's a book full of them though.
Report Stevie Strikes • September 22, 2014 1:06 PM BST
Oops, didn't see taxis post.
Report call me a taxi • September 22, 2014 1:19 PM BST
'How to win friends and influence people.' a book by the pair of posters, Northernlad (Irish_Celtic) and ExtremeX (Menelaus)

Pretty hard to read with all the pages being blank.
Report Velasquez • September 22, 2014 1:31 PM BST
Tristram Shandy or anything by Philip K. D1ck.
Report salmon spray • September 22, 2014 2:34 PM BST
I agree about Titus Alone. It's totally different from the 1st 2 volumes. I think I ploughed through it but wished I hadn't bothered. Peake certainly went gaga and may have written it when he was going that way. Not heard it was completed by one of his children but could be true.
I find I struggle with all Russian novelists I've read,particularly Dostoevsky. Not unreadable but I find them weird in that they seem to inhabit a different mental universe.
Report Velasquez • September 22, 2014 2:45 PM BST
Actually, that post by Salmon Spray just reminded me of "The Spiritual Man" by Watchman Nee of China. By some Secretariat-like winning margin the strangest book I've ever read -- yet I fear it might also be true...Plain
Report FlowerMyth • September 22, 2014 2:52 PM BST
Sebald wrote some unusual novels, not surprising for what I suspect was a horse.
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