Embarassingly bad films you have (mostly) seen

Megasize Piranha fish that eat submarines ffs

Final scene, hailing the hero as he returns from the deep.

His mate has his right hand up on his brow, supposedly protecting his eyes from the glare of the sun. 

As the camera moves back you can see his shadow on his right hand side, indicating that the sun is on his left.

Is this another Avatar thread?

Also total gash was Buried.

Something's Gotta Give - makes me shudder to think about , only the fact she was blonde with fantastic t&ts and it was a guaranteed afterwards stopped me walking out!

Never watched Avatar, didn't fancy it at all.

Buried?

Was that the one with a soldier buried alive in the coffin, and he was the ony person in the film? That was crap.

Long time ago now - Kevin and Perry go Large - Harry Enfeild & Kathyn Burke (the latter I really admire) thought it would be funny - what an absolute load of cr**...can't believe I even sat throught it - guess I was hoping it would get bettter .........it didn't!

The Fountainhead - a film version of the book by Ayn Rand. Gary Cooper as an uncompromising architect and Patricia Neal as the girlfriend that'll do anything for him are both laughably out of their depths. The stuff the girl comes out with is unbelievable - a weirder load of old nonsense you'll be hard pushed to find from any other conventional Holywood move of the era (1949).

sounds like dewey

"Kevin and Perry go Large." "Yes Mrs Patterson" was aimed at the younger generation (ala The Inbetweeners series/movies) ...i.e...not some of us

I'm an avid viewer of subtittled Kung Fu films on tv. The 4 dvds for £1 variety are utter sh!te though.

'Kevin and Perry Go Large' is one of my favourite films. It's a brilliant laugh!

Mega Piranha sounds like a riot! The same company which produced it also made classics such as 2-Headed Shark Attack, the Sharknado films, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, and Airplane vs Volcano. Suffice to say, these films are MEANT to be terrible. As such, they don't qualify as embarrassing imo.

DartsnBooze    17 Sep 14 10:58 
I'm an avid viewer of subtittled Kung Fu films on tv.

I like them as well.
Stayed up until about 4-00 a.m. watching Red Cliff the week before last on Film 4.

Born on the Fourth of July. I think this is the only film I have ever walked out of -it was just so boring.
Avatar I watched for 30 mins on TV and gave up.

Mrs Browns boys

two hours i will never get back

Kill Bill

Sex Tape. As much as the sight of Cameron Diaz's backside pleases me the film itself is an absolute croc of the highest order. Do yourself a favour and give it a swerve.

boxing Helena. id rather see Newcastle win champions league than watch a second of this film.

The Wicker Man ......remake

Bad Lieutenant REMAKE

sharknado ... so bad it's good

i also rem watching a horror film, must be 30 years go where peoples heads were planted in a vegetable plot, that was as bad as it gets but can't recall the title

jaws 3 (3D) & tremors bad too

going overboard though is in a whole new level of garbage

The correct answer is Manos: The Hands of Fate. Obviously.

Neighbours. 97 mins of listening to Seth Rogen shout through an appallingly bad unfunny script.It is really awful.

In The Cut.

^ in the cut is a brilliant shout, must be in the bottom 3 of all time

utter garbage

another one from Boxing Helena

the Shergar of this genre

Eragon

raise the titanic

waflob

Mister Badger.

I might be wrong, but I think Meg Ryan was on Parkinson to promote In The Cut when she gave that weird interview.