What will you miss when Scotland leave us?

giving 50p for a vagrant to get a cuppa...

Don't worry Jackey, you'll be able to give your 50p to Cameron/Osborne in a couple of weeks.

why?
i dont pay taxes to cameron and co

The Scottish grand national

Will they all return home to be part of the revolution..?

nathing innit, same as before but they've facked affff.

How will England function if we get our Independence and all the Scottish "brains" who run the UK return North?

Don`t worry about the Irn Bru (note spelling) we will continue exporting it South, although price will rise to £5 a bottle

having a Wimbledon tennis champion.

Had to think about this one.

It would probably be the weather forecast as Scotland takes up at least two thirds of the time. It gets mentioned at least a dozen times by the busty Scottish woman doing it what with all the showers, gale force winds and spent hurricanes from America. As this occurs mostly north of Glasgow, there are only a few hardy souls living there and they know what to expect anyway.
After the referendum I would like to think that Milton Keynes will get more of a mention, or even Slough for that matter.

Lorraine Kelly

so when do the current Scottish Isles
vote on independence from Scottyland

the crankies

bo

you will miss us when the intifada starts in bradford and you are needing handers.

But mostly.
http://m.youtube.com/results?q=steve%20forbert%20oil%20song&sm=1

Irvine Welsh.

GB's chances of winning the Davis Cup.

Berwick rangers,the only english football team to play in the scots league.the scots will take them with them when they leave.

Rhona from Livingston..

they wont leave us , the say yes voters will get struck with fear on the big day and rightly so . have they any idea what an infastructure they  will need to  construct  just to arrange everyday plans once the uk , ie , england government have pulled out of office there ? ...alex salmond is nothing more than a bluffing , betting shop punter . he couldn't run ivy up a wall .....my mrs is scottish by the way and i love the place . .

Erse's farts.

By the way, OP, it's Irn Bru.

if the vote is yes,we will all have to listen that song.you know the one i am talking about,the guy walks 500 miles and then he walks 500 more just to be da man da walks a thousand miles to her door.

Better than a Letter to America.

... mind you, living in Leith could do that to ya.  I know - I used to frequent that area.

^ top of the Walk, mind.  I wouldn't lower myself otherwise.

The proclaimers=top song.if the yes side used it,it would surely 
swing the vote for them.

the Bank of England tenner will be worth £8.75 of the Scottish tenner. cheers.

Their fecking TV license money.

a Scot winning SPOTY

The Pandas , Whiskey , Baxters Soups , Edinburgh ......

David Tennant

The Kirkcaldy beer festival - 'a true taste of Germany comes to Fife!' is the tag line.

nae one will miss dee dee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8PelLIWD-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0mBtnlzGaw

Boris writing to Scots in Latin.

You'll miss the nett contribution that Scotland makes to the UK economy.Also,some of you,sadly,might miss the opportunity of getting rid of the Nasty Party for many more years.

If I was an Ingerlander with any sense,I'd be hoping for a 'no' vote.

Hope that helps.

going to miss the scottish lads on here when betfair drive them off, as with other non uk countries they hiked up the basic commission and then closed them down completely, be sad to see you boys go

russ abott (stay with us russ) better together

i will miss ayr, Hamilton, kelso, Musselburgh and perth races on racing uk..

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The Pandas , Whiskey , Baxters Soups , Edinburgh ......

Not bad, except that "whiskey" is Irish.

A Hogmanay show on New Years night broadcast from Scotland.

Guaranteed to put you to sleep.

Haggis (not the Charlie chuckle race horse trainer.)

Don't worry lads it won't happen.
The Union is safe despite the bully boy tactics of the yes campaigners who have tried to intimidate the Scottish nation into voting yes.

BETTER TOGETHER so VOTE NO

Decent public transport on 26th December. Oh, and that freedom of and from religion thing that new countries usually bring about.

I will miss winding up all the English right-wing nutjobs on here...

The weather map.

I always wait with baited breath whilst the bbc weatherman zooms in and pans around the British Isles coming to Scotland last, to see what the weather is going to be like in the Shetland Islands today, which is usually the same as every other day, cold, windy and a bit s*** thanks for letting us darn sarf know again

No I would miss the banter of the English claiming to support the Scots, whilst the Scots eventually rival Norway and Luxembourg for the  richest country in Europe tag, and as global warming kicks in and sea levels rise, the Jocks will be perched up on their Scottish mountains laughing and pointing at the English drowning

I'll miss their self-deprecation and humility.

Loch Ness Monster

I see the No vote has righted itself and is now 1/4. United we stand.

.....very sad.

.........I wonder how the Scots will actually feel when they vote NO and realise what they have done, the opportunity missed - handed their significant resources to Westminster. No sense of excitement, no sense of a nation on a journey. The embarrasment that so many of them were motivated by either fear or bribery. The country most similar to them, Norway is the wealthiest in the world - their "region" is an economic blackspot.....who somehow are to be grateful (but I believe the realisation of something not quite right has been brought into the spotlight).

.....also, the awareness (and its completely irrelevant whether its right or wrong) that most of the world will regard them as  somewhat "cowardly", "dim-witted" or both - the only so-called "nation" that didn't vote for Independence. Their  "sent them home to think again" etc viewed as as a joke.

....obviously nearly half of them will be sad and I suppose angry to some extent, but what about the "No" voters when the "new powers" for Scotland get delayed and diluted, and then it will be nothing that really matters that much anyway. Scotland goes onto the back pages - the ruling English elite continue squander their resources (I mean FFS one of the reasons it was difficult for Scotland to break away was the level of debt they would have to assume - was the question - how in the name of God have got into this mess?).

......the economics of 2014 were irrelevant anyway, all resolvebale - it was about having a different economic model in a very different world in 2100.

Wallflower I am Scottish and proud of it but I'm also proud to be British and want the Union to remain. What is wrong with that?

Fried mars bars.

Being able to claim John Muir and Adam Smith as countrymen of mine.

Being able to claim Frazer from Dad's Army as an imaginary countrymen of mine.

"British Isles"

I will miss the "Britain had to wait 77 years for a new Wimbledon champion" line, instead, next year it will then revert to, "it's been 80 years since an Englishman last won wimbledon" every time our top #121 ranked player James Ward steps out onto court, which will probably only be the once