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If you had £10 million to make a film, what kind of film would it be? No financial cons here - we wanna see that money on the screen 
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I think I'd try to make a biography of Bobby Fischer...warts and all.
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It'd just be a fat woman on a trampoline, until the money ran out.
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did you like Bobby Fischer Against the World Vel?
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Ken, you would have liked that film on ch4 last night, about the Austrian blonde fat lady who goes to Kenya for the sex tourism..."Paradise, Love."
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Sultan - I ain't seen this
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Thank you for that Vel, I've now booked the entire house internet for a special 4OD screening tonight.
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Ken Masters IS Chaplin.
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Ken - I can foresee problems here : If the fat lady keeps trampolining day after day, won't she get quite thin? So a fair amount of your budget will have to be spent on calorific foods like double cream and chocolate, bacon butties, etc. You might have to hire a top nutritionist and a doctor to check the fat lady is OK. This could - quite literally
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Well something has to otherwise the film will be months long, even after I've bought my lifetime supply of midget gems (where the black ones taste like liqourice).
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liqourice? Liquorice? Tomayto.
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Hate to plagiarise Lean's film, i.e. the omar sheriff bit...but Id love to do a film where you see a tiny figure in the far distance...possibly myself...as the film progresses over say, 2 hours, I gradually get nearer until right at the end, and this is the big hook, I shove my face right into the camera.
In the sequel, I walk back the other way. I think this could be a box office hit. |