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Kids in shops going off! I can't stand little kids screaming in supermarkets; If it happens the parents and children should be shown the door and asked to leave immediately, without their shopping, and be issued with an ASBO preventing them from returning to the scene of the crime ever again.
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People who don't get the difference between their, they're and there
would of / should of instead of would have should have
too, to and two
of and off
defiantly instead of definately
Gang members / scrotes who get what's coming to them and their chavvy families saying 'he was no angel'. No he was a nasty b'stard and deserved to die a painful death.
And talking of that not an irritation as it makes me lol 'he was no angle' 'sleeping with the angles'
Women (usually) who decide on some chavvy username / facebook ID and can't spell the name they're going for correctly - see angel / angle above, but there's loads
would of / should of instead of would have should have
too, to and two
of and off
defiantly instead of definately
Gang members / scrotes who get what's coming to them and their chavvy families saying 'he was no angel'. No he was a nasty b'stard and deserved to die a painful death.
And talking of that not an irritation as it makes me lol 'he was no angle' 'sleeping with the angles'
Women (usually) who decide on some chavvy username / facebook ID and can't spell the name they're going for correctly - see angel / angle above, but there's loads
The Daily Mail and the fact people believe what's in it.
People who look at a police car parked on double yellows and whine 'there's one rule for them' - yes there is as a matter of fact, it's an exemption from the law. Perhaps they're parked on double yellows because they were answering a 999 call.
People who look at a police car parked on double yellows and whine 'there's one rule for them' - yes there is as a matter of fact, it's an exemption from the law. Perhaps they're parked on double yellows because they were answering a 999 call.
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there you go Harry!
there you go Harry!
PM. 
Nowt like a good rant to get the fingers working faster than the brain!
Nowt like a good rant to get the fingers working faster than the brain!
Posters that start threads entitled What irritates you?
i know 1.01 landed
i know 1.01 landed
Hoist by my own petard.Well at least I know the difference between definitely and defiantly. Mustn't post after a nightshift...
Cyclists riding along the pavement endangering pedestrians and the police doing nowt about it.
Keep hoping that a car will pull out of a drive in front of them breaking bones or worse.
Keep hoping that a car will pull out of a drive in front of them breaking bones or worse.
Cyclists ignoring red lights. So common in London then they wonder why everyone hates them.
Dogs sh1t still left on paths not cleaned up.
In this day and age scumbags still think it is acceptable to leave the vermin's muck all over the place, for us all to tread in.
Dogs sh1t still left on paths not cleaned up.
In this day and age scumbags still think it is acceptable to leave the vermin's muck all over the place, for us all to tread in.
turned the right way into a one way street other day
and cyclist coming other way .
i nearly hit him and the look on his face
was as if it was my fault
and cyclist coming other way .
i nearly hit him and the look on his face
was as if it was my fault
I've seen jokes on TV etc about flying and some kid behind you hammering away on the back of your seat, thought it was a bit of an urban myth. Well I had a few months back - and believe me that IS irritating.
can only agree with the CYLCING thing
they are hated by everyone I know phucking middle aged idiots darting around the busy roads in LYCRA ffs, do they any idea what they phucking look like the prats
literally 10 times a day at least I see them casually riding through red lights and also when pedestrians are crossing when it's their right to cross at red light you see these spanners weaving in and out of them jumping the lights, they ride on pavements and are the angriest people in society, must suffer from small d ick syndrome, FLOCKS Of them bombing down the road as if they're all members of teAm sky or summat, bunch of WOLLYS.
No sympathy for them when they are killed, a road in a busy city is no place for such a timid mechanical structure next to a huge powerful motor vehicle, they jump of their bikes looking for fights after THEY crashed into you. HORRID creatures, the whole phucking cycling craze is painfully nauseating, that DIPSTICK BORIS encouraging it as well with the whole bike scheme thing, and without helmets, d ickhead, we needed less not more of the VERMIN.
they are hated by everyone I know phucking middle aged idiots darting around the busy roads in LYCRA ffs, do they any idea what they phucking look like the prats
literally 10 times a day at least I see them casually riding through red lights and also when pedestrians are crossing when it's their right to cross at red light you see these spanners weaving in and out of them jumping the lights, they ride on pavements and are the angriest people in society, must suffer from small d ick syndrome, FLOCKS Of them bombing down the road as if they're all members of teAm sky or summat, bunch of WOLLYS.
No sympathy for them when they are killed, a road in a busy city is no place for such a timid mechanical structure next to a huge powerful motor vehicle, they jump of their bikes looking for fights after THEY crashed into you. HORRID creatures, the whole phucking cycling craze is painfully nauseating, that DIPSTICK BORIS encouraging it as well with the whole bike scheme thing, and without helmets, d ickhead, we needed less not more of the VERMIN.
Errrr...people with Anger issues who vent them on anonymous forums^^^^^^^
no anger issues here, it's therapeutic to tell the truth, in fact I probably feel better than you, and when I leave my front door, it's all out of my system whereas it's BUBBLING up inside of many others,
To much makes me angry to be honest,my wife gave me a serious prep talk last week about what really matters in life and you know what she is bang on.
I need to chill out and not let trivial things consume me,it will take time but I am going to try my best.
I need to chill out and not let trivial things consume me,it will take time but I am going to try my best.
people who worry about things that don't really matter....we are here for a miniscule amount of time so enjoy it.....
I agree with most that's been posted so far.
I'd add, attention seeking morons who post endless threads about themselves
I'd add, attention seeking morons who post endless threads about themselves
People in bands that spend more time messing about with their instruments than actually playing them.
people with strong opinions on things they clearly don't know enough about or are incapable of.
I'm with the O.P
Screaming Kids in shops with Dummy parents really do get on my t!ts, along with self service checkouts
Screaming Kids in shops with Dummy parents really do get on my t!ts, along with self service checkouts
A fat bird with small tits scratching chalk on a blackboard.
Footballers who throw the ball to another player for him to take the throw in.really irritates me,it I backed that team and they are losing .
women think that men like skinny birds,but most men like a bit of meat on a bird,i get irritated when the plump birds say they are going slim down.
people who are good at grammar and can spell correctly and then come on to a gambling site to show how good the are.
dewey 30 Aug 14 20:43
Tailgating Drivers - absolute ar**ho*es.
Keep a few eggs in the glove compartment. When it happens again, open your sun roof and lob an egg backwards at his windscreen. If it hits it, he'll go for his wipers, which will probably make it worse, so he'll have to slow down.
Tailgating Drivers - absolute ar**ho*es.
Keep a few eggs in the glove compartment. When it happens again, open your sun roof and lob an egg backwards at his windscreen. If it hits it, he'll go for his wipers, which will probably make it worse, so he'll have to slow down.
Be a fair way to lob an egg backwards with any accuracy. Not withstanding that that is a stupid idea anyway.
The chunt next door to me!
Lovely bloke generally. I like him tbh.
But he has a moterbike, no idea what "brand"
He has probably ridden it twice in the last twelve months but feels the need to rev the feck out of it at 10am at least three times a week despite the fact he knows I do frequently do back-shifts.
On Thursday this week I took the keys out of his ignition (whilst he was throttle w@nking) and chucked 'em into his back garden and used words similar to "Shut the feck up you tw@t" and went back to kip
Silence has prevailed since!
Lovely bloke generally. I like him tbh.
But he has a moterbike, no idea what "brand"
He has probably ridden it twice in the last twelve months but feels the need to rev the feck out of it at 10am at least three times a week despite the fact he knows I do frequently do back-shifts.
On Thursday this week I took the keys out of his ignition (whilst he was throttle w@nking) and chucked 'em into his back garden and used words similar to "Shut the feck up you tw@t" and went back to kip
Silence has prevailed since!
bigmart on the horse racing forum, the stuff he comes out with is obscene
Standing behind a women in a queue when her bill comes to £4.99p. Usually gives the cashier four pound coins then starts to count out the 99 p from her purse.
After 5 minutes counting gets to 97p, has no more change, then pays with a fiver anyway.
After 5 minutes counting gets to 97p, has no more change, then pays with a fiver anyway.
As Im ill, presumably with some kind of nervous disorder, nearly everything irritates me. I get really upset even when im about to cross an apparently empty side street, only for a car to appear from nowhere so I have to wait to cross, this happens every time!!
Its not just irritation, though, most things make me almost feel like either crying or turning into the hulk.
People getting in my way when out shopping is another potboiler. Don't these people realise that I'm here now?
Its not just irritation, though, most things make me almost feel like either crying or turning into the hulk.
People getting in my way when out shopping is another potboiler. Don't these people realise that I'm here now?
People that spend their dole money on drink and drugs.
Person in front of me at checkout always having an issue with their coupons.
sometimes my odd neighbours. They just invited me to their cat’s birthday party. Like I have time for those weirdos on the same day my dogs are getting married.
People that get influenced off films, like they're trying to act like the hero etc.
I remember after 'Cobra' in the 80s some people were walking around with a match hanging out their mouths!
I remember after 'Cobra' in the 80s some people were walking around with a match hanging out their mouths!
Gnarley
I get the same every sunday morning
10.00 am on the dot,revs up the motor
as he's leave the street
I get the same every sunday morning
10.00 am on the dot,revs up the motor
as he's leave the street
The wife. For so many reasons.
The main one, the one that causes me the most embarrassment is the fact that she's in her mid 40's and still hasn't got a grip of the idea that when you shop you need to pay for the items at the checkout. I don't mean she shoplifts, I mean she gets to the checkout, lets the shop person scan the items and say the total and then, and only then, will my wife decide to look in her handbag for her purse. Then she will either search for cash or her card, via the decision to pay cash or card. All the while the queue grows ever longer and more impatient. Eventually she pays, then another decision does she want cashback? Oooh, hang on, I have a nectar card. Searches in bag again - despite having a card on the key fob
The main one, the one that causes me the most embarrassment is the fact that she's in her mid 40's and still hasn't got a grip of the idea that when you shop you need to pay for the items at the checkout. I don't mean she shoplifts, I mean she gets to the checkout, lets the shop person scan the items and say the total and then, and only then, will my wife decide to look in her handbag for her purse. Then she will either search for cash or her card, via the decision to pay cash or card. All the while the queue grows ever longer and more impatient. Eventually she pays, then another decision does she want cashback? Oooh, hang on, I have a nectar card. Searches in bag again - despite having a card on the key fob
Running out of toilet paper irritates my bottom & running out of beer irritates my mind.
Harry R Scrack 31 Aug 14 16:53
The wife. For so many reasons.
The main one, the one that causes me the most embarrassment is the fact that she's in her mid 40's and still hasn't got a grip of the idea that when you shop you need to pay for the items at the checkout. I don't mean she shoplifts, I mean she gets to the checkout, lets the shop person scan the items and say the total and then, and only then, will my wife decide to look in her handbag for her purse. Then she will either search for cash or her card, via the decision to pay cash or card. All the while the queue grows ever longer and more impatient. Eventually she pays, then another decision does she want cashback? Oooh, hang on, I have a nectar card. Searches in bag again - despite having a card on the key fob
Leave her then !
The wife. For so many reasons.
The main one, the one that causes me the most embarrassment is the fact that she's in her mid 40's and still hasn't got a grip of the idea that when you shop you need to pay for the items at the checkout. I don't mean she shoplifts, I mean she gets to the checkout, lets the shop person scan the items and say the total and then, and only then, will my wife decide to look in her handbag for her purse. Then she will either search for cash or her card, via the decision to pay cash or card. All the while the queue grows ever longer and more impatient. Eventually she pays, then another decision does she want cashback? Oooh, hang on, I have a nectar card. Searches in bag again - despite having a card on the key fob
Leave her then !
I have been behind your wife many times at the tills, Facts.
Was just going to post something similar
Was just going to post something similar
We all know Harry's wife (not in the biblical sense though).
She probably chats to the shop assistant too while the goods are being scanned instead of getting on with packing them.
She probably chats to the shop assistant too while the goods are being scanned instead of getting on with packing them.
When they have been scanned, she remembers that she has forgotten something and goes to look for it while holding up the queue. Finally. she needs a top up for her phone.
Percy Filth 31 Aug 14 17:10
Oh sorry Harrys' wife, you cut and pasted.
Facts should know better.
When copy and pasting, always put it in italics.
Oh sorry Harrys' wife, you cut and pasted.
Facts should know better.
When copy and pasting, always put it in italics.
when the self service checkout says "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA", where there was nothing unexpected about it
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