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We live in country lane. Most mornings, man down lane taking his dog for a walk calls on woman next door who joins him with her dog and they go off for an hour or so "on a walk"? Next door husband doesn't go but takes dog on another walk early evening.
So, all knowing and wise forumites which is it?
My wife says: friendly dog walkers, nothing in it, don't be silly.
I say: he's giving her one.
What do you think?
So, all knowing and wise forumites which is it?
My wife says: friendly dog walkers, nothing in it, don't be silly.
I say: he's giving her one.
What do you think?
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She's not unattractive and quite shapely ... in her late 50s, early 60s I'd guess.
Her husband is a boring soul in his 60s.
Man down lane is in 50s and I think a bit of a lad - recently divorced.
... I think I know what you'll say.
Her husband is a boring soul in his 60s.
Man down lane is in 50s and I think a bit of a lad - recently divorced.
... I think I know what you'll say.
I know. It takes me an hour or so as well these days.
no offence mate but your wife is a typical naive women, of course thy are SHAGGING,
it's the dogs who have to watch I feel sorry for.
Now that's proper dogging.
My money is on them going back to his place for a spot of hanky panky and the husband being quite happy that his randy wife isn't bothering him and he can read the paper in peace.
A very British way of having an affair I'm sure we all agree. Plus the dogs gets a walk.
My money is on them going back to his place for a spot of hanky panky and the husband being quite happy that his randy wife isn't bothering him and he can read the paper in peace.
A very British way of having an affair I'm sure we all agree. Plus the dogs gets a walk.
by the sounds of it she is the DOG, old and unshapely, old people should not be having sex, sex is ultimately an act of making children, that's the purpose, old gits doing it for the sake of it when her oven was switched off years ago is disgusting, the thoughts of two wrinkleys in bed, makes my skin crawl
It's just the way it is dunlaying, gravity has taken hold and everything had drooped south, god didn't intend for OAP's to go at it, act your ages ffs
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acquiesce12 28 Aug 14 16:30
by the sounds of it she is the DOG, old and unshapely, old people should not be having sex, sex is ultimately an act of making children, that's the purpose, old gits doing it for the sake of it when her oven was switched off years ago is disgusting, the thoughts of two wrinkleys in bed, makes my skin crawl
top notch!
by the sounds of it she is the DOG, old and unshapely, old people should not be having sex, sex is ultimately an act of making children, that's the purpose, old gits doing it for the sake of it when her oven was switched off years ago is disgusting, the thoughts of two wrinkleys in bed, makes my skin crawl
top notch!
I really do hate to play the gender card here, but for god's sake!
It's all very well and good going al fresco when you're younger, but when you get to their ages the thought of rolling around in what passes for a British Summer is most unlikely! If they really were having an affair there would need a comfortable, heated enclosure for them to go to - and what would they do with the dogs then?
They may (may) be having a mental affair and just walking and talking about how unhappy they are with their lives... but come on, bit of common sense, do you really think the entire affair is conducted outdoors?
It's all very well and good going al fresco when you're younger, but when you get to their ages the thought of rolling around in what passes for a British Summer is most unlikely! If they really were having an affair there would need a comfortable, heated enclosure for them to go to - and what would they do with the dogs then?
They may (may) be having a mental affair and just walking and talking about how unhappy they are with their lives... but come on, bit of common sense, do you really think the entire affair is conducted outdoors?
If it was me and Raquel Welch, she'd get it indoors, outdoors and back doors.
As Raquel is about 74 now you might be in with a shout taxi.
I have informed my wife of your responses (rather lame I have to say, I'd thought I'd get an avalanche) of your learned replies. No clear view yet emerging.
My wife reckons the woman is nearer 50.
I reckon she's not in bad shape for her age ... quite curvy.
All the old and wrinkly stuff is way off the mark ... so just answer the question please and settle the argument.
Are they?
or
Aren't they?
My wife reckons the woman is nearer 50.
I reckon she's not in bad shape for her age ... quite curvy.
All the old and wrinkly stuff is way off the mark ... so just answer the question please and settle the argument.
Are they?
or
Aren't they?
If the wife really thought the bloke were giving the neighbour a good seeing to your wife would have gone and bought a dog by now 
Crisp,
we have a labrador and my wife takes her for a walk every morning, so I'm not worried on that score.
Sorry, must dash ...taking dog for walk with wife ... been ages since I went for a walk.
we have a labrador and my wife takes her for a walk every morning, so I'm not worried on that score.
Sorry, must dash ...taking dog for walk with wife ... been ages since I went for a walk.
A labrador? you have a labrador? what kind of soft lad has one of them are you BLIND? real men have staffs and Doberman's
Labradors are great ... had labs for 30+ years since kids were small. Best thing is they eat anything so no need to clean up after them in the garden. Plus they're babe magnets in the park and all the ladies want to stroke it. Ugly biting dogs are for people with tattoos and wannabe drug dealers.
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