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sideshowbob
16 Aug 14 00:24
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the sh1tter - the bathroom

almighty f$ck up - mission accomplished

police brutality - the black dude had a gun

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By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 16 Aug 14 01:49
The obvious one relating to cigarettes?
By:
Eeternaloptimist
When: 16 Aug 14 01:50
Wan't it Churchill who said that we were two great nations seperated by a language? If it wasn't it should have been.
By:
Hank Hill
When: 16 Aug 14 01:55
F@g, f@nny, pants
By:
naydam
When: 16 Aug 14 10:06
Shirt--vest. Tap--faucet. Pavement--sidewalk. Aluminium--aluminum. Jam--jello.
By:
wit-ham
When: 16 Aug 14 10:31
petrol-gas, tactical retreat-we got our butt kicked
By:
TheChaser
When: 16 Aug 14 10:46
train station-subway
By:
call me a taxi
When: 16 Aug 14 10:59
Braces - suspenders
Lift - elevator
Trousers - pants
Ground floor - first floor
Garden - yard
By:
mememe
When: 16 Aug 14 11:21
Big - grossly overweight
Smart - Thick
Red haired beauty - ginger and ugly
Cute - Ugly, especially small child with a ribbon thing round its head like an Easter egg
Dude - gay
Boys - old men
Guys - morons
Firefighters - fat men with hose pipes
Rocket scientists - either hillbillies with matches or German immigrants
Americans - very intellectually challenged people
Veterans - unlucky people who got shot and are now living on the street or lucky people who had well connected parents and hid behind a desk
the list is endless, it's (dare I  say it) Awesome (sorry!)
I used to live there, I know.
By:
Cobblaz
When: 16 Aug 14 11:38
Fortnight = pardon?
Penultimate = come again?
Rest of the World = where?
By:
Alias
When: 16 Aug 14 13:09
Eeternaloptimist 16 Aug 14 01:50 Joined: 28 Jun 10 | Topic/replies: 26,439 | Blogger: Eeternaloptimist's blog
Wan't it Churchill who said that we were two great nations seperated by a language? If it wasn't it should have been.


A couple of Freudian slips there Eo?Grin
By:
Aunty Post
When: 16 Aug 14 13:18
Queue.....Line
Drawing Pin.....Thumb Tac
Plaster (as in Elastoplast)....Band Aid
Tights.....Pantyhose
Dummy.....Pacifier Dust Bin.....Trash Can/Garbage Can
Panties.....Underpants
Autumn.....Fall
Biscuit.....Cookie
Crisps.....Potato Chips
Bonnet (car).....Hood
Boot (car).....Trunk
Chemists.....Drug Store
Chips.....Fries/French Fries
Estate Car.....Station Wagon
Lift.....Elevator
Holiday.....Vacation
Windscreen.....Wind Shield
Trousers.....Pants
Sweets.....Candy
Carry Cot.....Bassinet
Duvet.....Comforter
By:
Alias
When: 16 Aug 14 13:21
F@nny = bum.
By:
Aunty Post
When: 16 Aug 14 13:23
Gemma went into a chemists (sorry, Drug Store) in Maryland and asked for a "Blister Plaster".

After some time explaining he said "you mean a "Band-Aid Cushion"!!!
By:
Cobblaz
When: 16 Aug 14 19:06
Then again...I went into a chip shop in Chester and asked for a chip butty...
By:
Alias
When: 16 Aug 14 19:07
Happy
By:
Cauthenmeister
When: 16 Aug 14 19:14
Tramp
By:
Aunty Post
When: 17 Aug 14 13:27
Frying pan.....Skillet
Spring Onions.....Scallions
Mobile Phone.....Cell Phone
Give Way.....Yield
Bunker.....Trap/Sand Trap
Happy Xmas.....Happy Holidays
By:
wit-ham
When: 17 Aug 14 13:34
Spring Onions.....Scallions

wife uses that along with
Turnip for Swede
she's from Ireland so maybe that
taken over from here
By:
sideshowbob
When: 17 Aug 14 13:55
if she calls a swede a turnip, what does she call a norwegian?
By:
Aunty Post
When: 17 Aug 14 15:22
11/9.....9/11
By:
Aunty Post
When: 17 Aug 14 15:36
Harvest Festival......Thanksgiving
By:
Aunty Post
When: 17 Aug 14 15:41
@rse.....@ss
By:
ImSoLuckyLucky!
When: 17 Aug 14 15:50
wenger-arse

Laugh
By:
FlowerMyth
When: 17 Aug 14 16:07
The Yanks call swedes rutabagas and courgettes  zucchini.

Not a different word, but they call a bouy a 'boo ee'
By:
mememe
When: 17 Aug 14 16:12
Whitsuntide over here  -  don't know wht you're talking about over there
Hotel and restaurants decorated in pastel colours generally over here  -  drab brown and green generally over there
sexy slim secretary who might be able to type a bit over here -  overweight p.a. in crimpeline trouser suit who is very efficient over there (generally) (but usually quite good teeth)
By:
Barry Conway
When: 17 Aug 14 16:15
Manual transmission = stick shift!
Wig = toupee
By:
FlowerMyth
When: 17 Aug 14 16:36
Football (a game where you spend most of the 90 minutes kicking a ball with your foot) = soccer

American football (a game where you spend 99.99% of it with the ball in your hands and hardly ever facking kick it) = football
By:
Wallflower
When: 17 Aug 14 18:09
...but, does it matters as their football is fantatsic, ours is, ah well.........Sad


As a matter of interest, contrary to what people think...much of the vocabulary and phrases used in US are more rooted in older English, which they brought with them....(e.g. Fall (old English). For a couple of hundred years English changed more dynamically in England than it did in the US......initially they changed the language very little.....of course that changed in the 20th century where the language changed more dynamically and independently on both sides of the ocean)......It seems to me to be less independently now with such a shared culture.
By:
Crisp77
When: 17 Aug 14 18:10
Accident - $400 million lawsuit
By:
Wallflower
When: 17 Aug 14 18:13
.....by the way.....in the example it was the English (upper classes I suspect) who began to use and prefer the French word L'automne to their traditional Old English (i.e Geramnic) word "Fall"
By:
Cobblaz
When: 17 Aug 14 18:25
...and it was a British scientist (Humphrey Davy, I think) who suggested the name aluminum, as opposed to aluminium.
By:
mememe
When: 17 Aug 14 18:29
P*ssy (cat) - P*ssy (not a cat)
By:
FlowerMyth
When: 17 Aug 14 18:48
For a mild English swear word the americans think they hadn't heard until about the mid 1990s, watch this Hollywood movie from 1939 from about 11 mins 30secs to 11m 40s.

.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4iXg0PR2pg
By:
lfc1971
When: 17 Aug 14 20:38
Crocodile  Clips - Heard Columbo call them Alligator Clamps on  tv tonight.
By:
call me a taxi
When: 18 Aug 14 00:03
angry - pissed
By:
call me a taxi
When: 18 Aug 14 00:03
bumper - fender
By:
mememe
When: 18 Aug 14 09:25
Indians - Native Americans
Native Americans' former homeland - National Parks
night out window shopping in St Louis - looting & rioting
By:
Ramruma
When: 18 Aug 14 09:41
Prom = school disco
By:
Ramruma
When: 18 Aug 14 09:43
chemistry -- iirc the internationally-agreed official name/spelling is aluminium but the Americans won on sulfur.
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