Pubes in the soap!!!!

How do you know they were pubes? Could have been washing the poodle.

Sort of thing you wouldn't want to see in a junior school.

i thought this was going to be a thread about the rovers return,queen vic and the woolpack,thar ye go

he sniffed them

I admire the fact that the previous user cleaned their genitalia.Could have been an anal hair though.

Roy,
I assumed it was a poodle. Are gentalia those big dogs, a bit like a Rhodesian (now Zimbabwean) Ridgeback?

Did a pube on the soap ever harm anyone

"Did a pube on the soap ever harm anyone"

Probably not but, like skid marks in pants, it isn't exactly the most attractive thing!

Skid marks in pants aren't terrible.
Unless they're someone else's skid marks.

the question is did you pluck them out and use the soap or not

If shees a sort.....................Ill buy em

Pubes in the soap and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

does the friends of your son have daughters or sons

Oh,so you still use bars of soap oop north,how quaint.

put the soap on ebay with the pubes, some sicko will buy it

The bhoys will be searching in ebay till you list it.

is it lifeboy ?

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put the soap on ebay with the pubes, some sicko will buy it


this is probably correct as well


freeze the secret is right , dont you just have one of the push bottles with soap liquid now , much more hygenic imo

Tree i dont use ebay tho, here wud it not be more disgusting if these people didnt have soap?

The relevant question hasn't been addressed.

How do you know they were pubes?

Did you try to floss with one?

floss with them you sick fecker

You don't know the half of it chaser. Sick and depraved are two of my better characteristics. Why do you think I moved to Caithness?

was that to keep you away from human beings? bit unfair on the sheep though

I had cause to visit a scumbags house in Chatham a few times in the mid-70s, to say it smelt bad was putting it mildly, and that was a normal day. But on this particular day it facking stank, and nobody seemed to notice it except me and my brother-in-law, who came with me.

After complaining, they did a search for the smell. They found it behind a settee. It was a dead kitten.

Brother-in-law said when we left 'I thought I saw the pattern move on the flock wallpaper, it must have been cockroaches.'

apparently there is a kebab house in Blackpool that has 3D moving wallpaper

a dead kitten and they never smetl it , fck they must have been ammune to smell

Ammune ??

immune ffs im scottish give me a break

Burton-Brewers    11 Aug 14 16:24 
apparently there is a kebab house in Blackpool that has 3D moving wallpaper

TheChaser    11 Aug 14 17:14 
immune ffs im scottish give me a break

Facts is not an error-free zone, you can bank on that.

im "oop north" and i havent used soap in about 15 years.

when im at someone elses house and i go to the sh1tter, then go to wash my hands and its fooking soap i think "wtf...are these people stuck in the dark ages?"

so annoying. has the soap got someone else poo on it? pubes? how do i wash my hands without getting soap stuck all over my ring. stop giggling ladies, i mean the ring on my finger ffs! really pisses me off. handwash is about 99p. shower gel is about 1.50. how tight are you feckers?

Typical southerner. Holds his turds in until he gets to someone else's house so he can use their bog roll. Doubtless he blocks the toilet up with four days worth of shiite and then complains about the quality of the soap. They're never happy unless they are moaning about something.