what hardship ? the druggies up the road are feasting on a 24 course meal

a few days ago my missus decided to clear out the food cupboards and get rid of any out of date tins or packets of food ........ffs there was packets and tins of stuff dating back years into the 1990s ,tins of curry ,packets of rice older than fecking lester Piggott anyway at the end of the clearout there was a big box of all sorts of grub including loads of little tins and packets of baby food ffs my oldest kids are in their 30s and the youngest is 18 so it gives you some idea of the age of this grub ,god knows why the missus kept them ! some of it  wouldn't have looked out of place on the antiques fackin roadshow .so i left it out by the bins in a cardboard box
anyway 2 puffheads  live a couple of doors up the road ,sound lads do no harm  just spend all their money on the skunk  and sit about in oblivion stoned out of there minds but happy  they don't seem to worry too much about wasting money on  food  so they eat when they can . anyway the postman had mistakenly put a letter for them in with m ymail so i goes to their house to give it back to them ,i knocked o n their door with letter and one of them opens the door spaced out as usual and says come in we are just eating ,when i go in they have all the tins and packets  of fecking babyfood i slung out on the dinner table  and are knocking it back as happy as sandboys ...............feckin babyrice ,egg custard,beef casserole and other such culinary  delights [:laugh: you only get a pratfull of grub in a tin ]having a 24 course meal the lucky feckers ,didn't have the heart to spoil their enjoyment so left em to it !